Remember when David Beckham was known for swirling balls senselessly into a net and looking like a clammy Nick Carter? And Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham would sound too redundant) wriggled to stardom with a plummy English accent and all, in the 90's?
Well, it's sad to look back at your cheerless life and, also at your current cheerless existence especially when all you're famous for is affixing bambino's clawed to your uterus - and terrorising Yee-haw folks on highways with your erratic driving. That's David and Posh all right.
With that said. Where does this leave the bambino swelling up Posh Spice's ridiculously thin breadbasket? Well, Eva Longoria has stepped up to the superflous schlep with typical panache. Yes, in other words she'll be a boring godmother.
A source with David's lazy footie-foot gorged in their larynx, says:
"Victoria ran it past David and they both want Eva. She's extremely honored."
The aboventioned source is obviously counting their lucky stars. Yet, all that we've vaguely been acquinted to by this unreliable source is that, Beckham is extremely slow at dribbling his balls and Victoria is somewhere cushioned in the atmosphere - leaving Eva Longoria flambouyantly unfortunate as Beck and Posh are.
Sigh.
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