Just to clear things up in the most informal manner. She & Him is a highly specialized snot blog, aimlessly subsidised, among others, by blogspot - and not a shitty tabloid. We're awful at apologizing - we've tried it on numerous ocassions since April - yet we've failed endlessly at being the least proffesional.
Speaking of being proffesional - tabloids. Yes. Those shitty tabloids that floss slebs crevices in a storage room to give them the urgent attention they neccesitate. What the world would be without these shitty tabloids - callous, harsh, crude and brutally unsympathetic - because all tabloids really do is apologize in large font headlines bout' what a terrible 1-ply newsprint they are for publicizing daffy slebs that crust our eyelids.
For one, the U.K tabloid that presents motionless cod news about slebs, The News of the World, has offered "sincere apologies" to Sienna Miller. Because she's a dwindeled canvas of Katherine Heigl - and by all means a nonentity when brought out to the open air. No. The News of the World found Sienna so agitately boring, that they had to hack into her cellphone messages to dig up something captivating about her.
According to Miller's lawyer, Michael Silverleaf, numerous articles contained "intrusive and private information," which most certainly exposed how boringly dull she is. The tabloid's also known for publishing innumerable artless slebs private information they hacked - before these menial slebs cease to exist.
Anyways, to show you folks how comatosely boring Sienna consequently is - ones "sincere apologies" for viewing her insignificant privates will be compensated in a handsome £100 000.
Yawn. What would the world be without tabloids.
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