Anthony Weiner - a mishmash between a grody-looking Lea Michele and a biped alias of a penis fabricated under the name of a sausage, has admitted to sending gawdy pics' of his penis to 'young female fans'.
In other words the democrat congressman had online relationships with six perverted creatures over the years on the internet, which is worth a tear or two, probably because he realised how lustfully grotty he is.
Anyhow, to make matters absurdly batty, he denied sending a close-up picture via his Twitter account of his tingling crotch in cruddy stained undies' that reached a woman in Seattle. However, after possibly planting the seed of doubt and due to enormous pressure he finally admitted to revealing his creepy crotch to numerous disturbed hussies.
Weiner (Sausage/Penis, which your preference) pathetically sobs:
"The picture was of me and I sent it. I am deeply sorry for the pain this has caused."
The tainted internet sensation adds:
"I don't know what I was thinking. This was destructive things to do."
It doesn't get more damaging than this folks. "I don't know what I was thinking", now we're all fucked. Pack your bags and leave, warp to anything but those six hussies for all we care, before bovine Shelly gets home.
Itchy crotch crummy baby-kissers always blabber about our last expedient to make themselves look 'good', when not in crotchy attire. And here at She & Him we thought congressman shag antique cabinets.
Okay. NOW RUUUUUUUUUN!
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