Off-putting. Apart from Simon's unbuttoned shirt, now, after weeks of mucking about, Cheryl Cole has been replaced by Nicole Shitsinger (who's he?), on the U.S X Factor show.
Yes folks, that's right! In recent weeks, Cheryl Cole went from a benchwarmer to a complete ass. No we are not referring to her as clear as gutter-larynx accent, rather, she was let go as a result of there not being enough chemistry, and probably because she retardedly held her head at a 60 degree angle.
According to an insider whom we believe we ought to trust, it boo's:
"There was no spark. It was nobody's fault. It just didn't work."
Although Cheryl was invited back to the show she disastrously failed to swoon over Simon, Fox and Freemantle producers, yet they payed off her contract so that she may move foward. The was no spark, otherwise, no one desired to plug the socket.
Nevertheless, Cheryl riverdanced off with a handsome $1,5million, for compensation and, emotional distress, pain and suffering, probably and all those other natural emotions him's sensory receptors - testicles - arouse at for pleasure.
Alas, Cole will make a brief appearance on the show for a handful episodes like an airhead, and we'll lust on an awfully lackluster Nicole Shitsinger. Who? Don't ask us, we still don't know who he is. Wait a minute, nah.
On the bright side, at least, Cheryl could bag a medicine cabinet of benzodiazepines.
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