Often we frivolously glance at the billboard slogan 'don't drink and drive' - but because we're increasingly besotted in backwardness and brainless activities - the temptation to intoxicate our bloodstreams are less concerned as to the boring drive home - and the monotonous slogan seems perplexed - inevitably reminding traffic cops that we're drunk and can no longer read the road signs...
Snooki on the other hand pathetically sober, slammed into a cop car over the weekend while filming the bland to eye-peeling fourth season of Jersey Shore (which you lot can spiritlessly watch on Mtv) - doubtlessly to provokingly remind us of how terribly annoying she is...
In the name of free press -Snooki (and her irrelevant co star Deena) crashed her Fiat Multipla into two Italian Police officers. Apparently, the two police officers were supposedly to escort the reality flop, Snookie - through the city - and pressumably to be discarded from the city...
According to the gleeful police spokesman Florence:
"It was nothing serious and they have been released, but they will not be back at work for a week," presumably, when the shooting of Jersey Shore's fourth season cease's to exist - such the music videos on Mtv...
Florrie' Florence also prattles that the two officers have 90 days to file a lawsuit - ineffectively the legal system would be absent on the court set date. We said it, for your amuse'...
Alas, roads in Italy are finally safe now that Snooki has been stripped from her drivers licence - not that she could ever have seen beyond the dashboard due to her 140cm shoelace length- including a funnel rivited to her achondroplasia neck - an ornamental lamppost. Or a pug with a surgical collar, which ever your preference...
The two officers escaped with minor whiplash injuries though they probably begged and pleaded for major fiendish injuiries - to the extreme where self-mutilation's an option...
To the point where they obtusely hallucinate and start shouting, 'transform us into a car - we'll take civil action - within 90days we'll fender bender the entire force' - whatever it takes to keep them off duty whilst Snooki continues to pull the plug on our humor with her fully throtlled irritation...
Hand this dwarf a trike please, eh?..
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