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Tuesday 7 June 2011

France Apparently Bans Imaginary Friends - Facebook And Twitter From Tv/Radio

France is looniously a strange inanimate begrudging hag which we attracted to for unknown purposes. Take the shabby critter Erika Eiffel, whom supposedly had a sexual attraction to the Eiffel Tower. If we had known we would've handed it a dildo.

And, don't forget Hitler's sexual frustration - ordering it to be destroyed because Germans could possibly only scaffold walls.

Of all the things that the French could possibly ban, like awful pennycatch French accordion music, stupid annoying french Ronald McDonald mimes and awful english diction creatures- the French have banned the use of Facebook and Twitter on Tv/Radio, probably because they're terribly phonated.

Apparently the French government is as annoyed as we are - as Facebook and Twitter is mentioned after every other word - and that it's unfair to other social networking sites; Bebo, Myspace, the creep peado sort.

Soon they'll probably be banning circus nets, English (which could be a good thing) and stupid people cooing their opinions about France banning the burqa.

Can someone have a word with France please?

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