William - a pretty decent chap - set to piss the world off (along with his eclipsed wife Kate who's jostered behind Pippa's mooning posterior), on a royal tour to bore the seemingly unattentive stupid robots to electric malfunction - politely said, clinical brain-damage.
With that said, William seemingly jolts the impression of a content fellow with a vinyl masked face, and gleefully beaming impotent imperium with his counterproductive plastic silverware - absolutely no ounce of fluid to gage venom or rage. He's barely an ordinary human, hence he was pledged to royalty by a generous god due to his disabling lack of talent. Not that he needs it, ey?
Alas folks. This tame and timid bloke often undermined by She & Him should not be cut to the quick. Although he's a stupid person - the bloke has some sort of human-like traits embedded within his dainty cartridge.
Also, it's snoozingly apparent that everyone practically fancied the tellybox when Pippa acquinted folks with her sunlight depriving posterior - and Kate? Need we say more or should we. Let's just call it, 'there's something about Kate', because we're unresponsively rude today.
Still, 'there's something about Kate' which has the royal mammal's briefs in a knot or so. Yes folks. William and Kate have canceled their meeting with Arnold and gave up on California dreaming, now that California's no longer safe with Arnie prowling the streets.
According to a source whom requested that their identity be witheld:
"Organizers of the royal visit had been talking about a private meeting with Schwarzenegger at the British consul-general's Los Angeles residence, but now that plan has been abandoned."
Kate was probably concerned that Arnie might stick his abandoned member through her duffel apparel.
After all, 'there's something about Kate' - and William a seemingly content fellow with a vinyl masked face, and gleefully beaming impotent imperium with counterproductive plastic silverware - could slag it off and maybe Arnie could be the surrogate to junior.
Have a ding dong day.
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