Kim K's planning a wedding in 2 months time Y'know, and you stupid people are uninvited. Stupid people watched William and Kate's wedding Y'know, because it was tiresomely dreary, made us bang the telly against the urinal every time we saw Huw Edwards and, sexually disorientated us with the Queen looking like skimmed lemon fancies.
That's right! Kim K's planning a wedding of the century after beau Kris Humphries cocked the broomstick and kneeled on one foot.
According to an insider whom we assumed to be invited and as happy as all you stupid uninvited people are. It claims:
"The wedding will happen within six to eight weeks. The wedding shower will take place about a month from now, they're doing things very, very quickly. It's being fast-tracked."
Furthermore, in an attempt to develop schemas for stupid outsiders, Kim K's hoping to putting weddings back on the rack and, rival the boringly uncompetitive and unreceptive wedding of William and Kate.
According to an unoticeable friend of Kim. It coughs and farts:
"Kim is planning the wedding of the century. She doesn't see why a royal wedding should get more attention than hers. She sees herself as a bigger celebrity than Kate Middleton."
Of course, truth be told, anything yet everything was more fevereshly popular than Kate in a frock with her flattened bike-rack on her wedding day. Every speck of organism focused on Pippa's ventilator, which explains why doors were shut and eyeballs glued to the tellybox.
Yet, masses turned out at the wedding, yes, deranged mentally retired creatures whom thought the Beastles were playing at Westminster.
Excuse Kim stupid people and Kate. Her trivial notion of having the wedding of the century is off the dock, Y'know it's Kim we're talking bout'. Clearly off the dock and brain-damaged, that's why stupid people aren't invited, okay?
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