Remember Soulja Boy. He was famous for 7-minutes (including the time it took you to bluetooth his crappy songs). His jingles riddled with rhythm of weak elements and polyphonic tones - and sounds of a mule being assaulted with adverbs on a laxative box.
Still, Soulja Boy has made a flunky career out of his sloppy parts of speech - which inevitably pauses you to question how an ignoramus chump with an autrocious grammar and phonics can be rich.
First of all, he doesn't suit the rap stereotype. As embroided in tatoos his layered black skin may be, for all purposes, his terrible acts make us come to think of him like an odd-looking gonzo muppet in saggy-baggy jeans. As Y'know, good ol' american fuzz take felicity in arresting any black bloke who's absurdly rich - yet, soulja boy is a shabby act practically ignored by the most bitter.
Alas, because She & Him writers enjoy being bigots - and you lot have been quite abominably unpleasant lately - soulja boy's fed-up with our distasteful conscience of pickin' on him - he has denounced his percievable tomfoolery with a cuss-back, containing of garbled english on facebook.
soulja boy self-lothes like a bitter enclair:
"WHO THE fuck "likes" an artist on facebook who they don't LIKE. DUMB ASS"
Hold on. We've seen it before. By a show of hands who 'liked' soulja boy's page? Just as we thought. Apparently the slurr duh has a handful of stalkers. YOUUUUU! Unlike that page, okay? soulja boy would like YOUUUUU! to know:
"if you don't LIKE me or my music UNLIKE the page and let the people who do enjoy their artist giving updates and music out. shit getting out of hand now. GTFOH you stalkers"
'GTFOH,' he can't spell, so we'll ask if you've 'unliked' Soulja's page yet? Anyhow, he titters about how lame he is to be loathed at so be free to 'unlike' him. It's legal.
"how can you say "i hate you" blah blah blah. when you are on my page that doesn't make any sense! it sounds crazy you are stalking a person who you don't like WTF kinda sh*t is that. no life having bitches"
Okay. At this point in time Soulja was acting a bit too bashful. He went full-blown at She & Him while we chortle in mirth and vomit. Close your eyes kids, it surpassed the awful lyrics of his tones.
"haters are so fucking stupid! "i dont like soulja boy so im gonna like his facebook and wait till he post a video to be the 1st one to comment" n***a get the fuck out of here get some pussy and stop being lame"
He continued like a castrated Malcolm X, which was funny because the only black people to be offered tea, biscuts and white lassies at a white house, are Obama and Tiger woods.
"pussy ass white boys make me sick man. LET A BLACK MAN SHINE AND DO SOMETHING POSITIVE!!! DAMN YALL ALREADY GOT MONEY AND LIVING RIGHT STOP HOLDING US BLACK PEOPLE DOWN TRYING TO DO SOMETHING POSITIVE WITH THEIR LIVES! YALL BEEN fuckING WITH US SINCE THE BEGINING OF TIME. if i don't like a artist im not going to like their facebook and talk to them. use common sense and stop being stupid"
He took a shot at the honkies too, which was applaudable - because She & Him were no longer implicated in the awful punctuation and grammar tirade.
"IM TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE DOING US LIKE THIS MAN!! THEY TREAT US SO WRONG! fuck THEM MAN ON GOD!! f*ck THEM FOR LIKING A BLACK MANS FACEBOOK JUST TO TALK shit!! fuck RACIST I HATE YOU"
This beyond doubt made him feel a tad bit liberated after knocking off the crackers and gathering up New Orleans folks because they hate everything that's cracky.
"Maybe I finally said the right shit to get the racist to unlike my page. Fans I'm sorry you had to read this, but we must take a stand. they WILL not treat us like this any longer. I don't give a fuck."
Alas, he has a dimwitted inspirational message for all Y'all kids weeping at how stupid you'll become after listening to his songs:
"just unlike my page and shut the fuck up. let my fans enjoy me. All young people dont let these faggots discourage you from your dreams! you can be anything you want! DESPITE them always trying to hold us down and talk shit! WE ARE GREAT"
Soulja boy also wants to confirm that he's not an alien, doesn't mind you people disliking him and, that he doesn't want you pitying him for making awful tones.
"if you are saying "soulja boy i dont like you now" i dont give a fuck i dont want you on my page anyway. I am going to speak my mind forever. and if something is no right ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! I can't help it i'm a real person with feelings. fuck a hater. and fuck a racist. out."
It's racism as usual. While you racist bastards conk on some Billy Idol we'll demand blogspot to give us a raise for being bigots.
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