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Tuesday 7 June 2011

Lady Gaga Was Born An Unusual Way From Censorious Lebanese Christian Crankers

Remember that time when we thought Christina Aguilera was weird? No seriously, she was strange and wonderful - just another premature delivered casualty, right?

She extremely grotty at being reportedly intoxicated - we uneventfully refused to yawn an insult at her. She's astoundingly a hideous-looking barbie - we at She & Him still don't get her as she's characterless - and colorlessly pigmented like a laundry detergent.

Now take this borebag - spice it with a distasteful, creepy sexuality - and all those toxic chemicals - you get Lady Gaga - an awful-inspiring spectacle.

Truth be told. Lady Gaga is freakishly popular, without a doubt, as she makes records sales a mere intake of pancakes - and boring artists look exceptionally flimsy and disinteresting. Alas, for the sake of usual short term interest, we won't dwell on how brilliantly unusual she is. As a matter of fact it wouldn't be too appetizing.

If you noob to the sphere of Gaga ambience, you should know as the case may be, that Gaga's album is the fastest-selling album, this year, in every country, but that irregular country that goes unheard of - and disapears in a blink of the eye throughout the year. Yes it's Lebanon.

According to the unsatisfying to the sense government reports, the album's banned from stores due to "alleged insults to Christianity" and "it's all round 'bad taste.'"

Your guesses, believably, are as good as our ballpark. Christians are crappy folks. They accidently on purpose, hate everything that's ethically and morally honest and unrelated to Jesus. They are offended by ice cream ads on Youtube - and Jim Gaffigan's postcard jokes.

They likely assume Gaga to be the devil and endlessly pray til' they eventually go gaga.

Still, nobody cares whether or not the Lebanese government bans the album. Who cares. Prayer doesn't work and insults work better anyways.

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