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Tuesday 7 June 2011

Josh Duhamel (Who?) Reiterates Unheard Of Role In All My Children

Off-putting. Lock all the wrist-slitting needy pockmark women in the dwellings!

The supposed actor (poser if Y'like), Josh Dumbcamel (craves attention to such an extent that he'll do anything to receive it), will be making a bland cameo appearance on the unpleasant daytime rubbish soapie All My Children - for all you saggy unwanted loner housewives to coo about.

Ten years ago the minger known as Josh, jump-started his acting (again - posing if Y'like) on AMC as Leo du Pres, a con artist and will be resurrected from the dead for one last breathe at a norey appearance, thankfully to a place called 'Pine Valley' where collective blokes bonk bliss Babe.

After ten years we still don't know who this turd is, but apparently he slagged butterface Fergie. With AMC at the end of the rope like a wizened scrotum blowing in wind - we at She & Him will sickeningly gack at the forthcoming torment informercials will put the telly through a thousand volts of electric bolts.

AMC wasn't that bad, ey? At least it layed off those shitty informercials. Still, nobody gave a blinking eyelid - not even Usher which explains why he has screaming fans. Imagine She & Him asking Usher, 'how many times have you seen AMC?'

Usher pressumingly answering, 'No. I've never seen All My Children before.'

Double-check, Eh?

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