Remember the time when WWE wanted to make us believe that its geniunely rad?
Where superstars plump from steriods and choked in leotards, would collectively grapple like a train-wreck through rent-a-center quality tables, ladders and chairs.
The sort of rivals would always fast-paced, trash-talk each other with charisma and settle their differences in a fixed-match where they would wrassle each other with proffesional affection.
Alas, the bitter gash between two of the most stupid wrestlers to ever step foot and all in the ring - the incredible Hulk, no, not the creme-soda tan broceli-figurine - rather Hulk Hogan, the bedraggled sheer polythylene shirt shank - that flickers now and then on WWE to repraise his role of Hulkamania - has now been accused by his long-time foe, the Ultimate Warrior, for being a junkie and wife-swap enthusiast.
Yes devotee hulkamaniacs. Toss your Hulkamania sweat and snot shirts into wardrobe, or fire if you wish to over-exaggerate. The Ultimate Warrior has reportedly released a 55-minute video footage, in which he claims that the pug-face Hogan's a crack "dope head" who once lured the Ultimate Warrior to have sex with his wife.
Hogan meaninglessly tweaked back, we mean tweeted, on his Twitter page (which does not contain any traces of crack, apart from users). Where he gets his inspiration from, we have not the slightest two hoots.
"I have no interest to even lower myself to communicate with [Warrior]."
Hulk has no interest, allegedly in the Ultimate Warrior - nor his wife for that matter. He's allegedly preoccupied with bingeing on drugs. Might we add, kids. Drugs are bad. It's a common fact. But Y'see, that's all that Hulk's allegedly good at.
Still, when will this squabble ever end, you may ask? Our thoughts at She & Him - we don't know and we don't care - so don't bother asking us.
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