When Andy Warhol distorted the alphabet and manipulated mortal desperation into ink to perplex pathetic mortals with the notion, "In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous" - he forgot to consult the likes of She & Him.
Because we're obnoxiously uncultured and insensitive (including all those other synonyms you could zap out of the thesaurus), we feel obliged to tamper and corrupt the quote to the standards of She & Him.
Yes. It's hard to live up to the American dream - in other words to be ridiculously famous and filthy rich at the expense of stupid people. Everybody hankers for a lick and taste of the sweet pastry leaking through America's brown eyed willy.
Yet, there are the sort whom are insufficient - they have the atypical fame and hateful riches, still they're boring as they diminish into the Hollywood backdrop - til' they get their fifteen minutes of fame. Such as LeAnn Rimes.
Yes folks. It appears that LeAnn Rimes in good ol' American style, apparently filmed a sextape with her ex husband, Dean Sheremet.
It's become quite monotonous with all these masses of sextapes floating around like E. coli - and all these attention-seeking slebs gleefully star in it, to make us repulsively fancy them. Yet, they deny that it couldn't possibly be them - to buy them enough time to hire a stupid lawyer and woefully scramble to blow off its release.
And, LeAnn Rimes, of all the densely capacitated mortals to roam the world, besides for being impractically tedious - somehow she's mistakenly left a sextape in a truck which Star Magazine has miraculously gotten hold of.
According to Star Magazine, borebag LeAnn features "bending over in front of a mirror" in a thong, and other things which are too awful to even recall. Apparently she's "desperate" to block its release now that she's auspiciously made a headline or two.
In the meantime the aloof co-star of the sextape, and also ex hubs' to LeAnn, Dean Sheremet, being less of a cunt admits:
"Things like this happen! We were married for 8 years, we did a lot of shit!"
Icky mishaps happen for unknown reasons, yet they're willingly put into place - even if you're wholly dull and ill-suited in thongs. LeAnn now joins the ranks of JLo and Kim - somewhere in-between the category of "desperate" and "a lot of shit."
So, we at She & Him distorted the alphabet, and manipulated mortal desperation into a snotty citation aimed at LeAnn's uncanny plight.
"In fifteen minutes LeAnn Rimes will be famous, because of a alleged sextape." - She & Him
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