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Tuesday 14 June 2011

Eminem Recently Found Gaga's 'Dick' Amusing

Remember Eminem? If you stare at him long enough through a coke bottle you'll percieve him to be black, right up until he starts to coo random names and explicity puts how vapidly his life is as an albino.

In the latest, Eminem joked about Lady Gaga's penis after approximately 2 years, and we're supposed to give a flying fuck because he briefly skims over it in some fruity song tagged 'A Kiss'.

Eminem claim's that he wanted to "share with the world" that Lady Gaga is a "male lady". Sigh. As if we never knew. In a new track on his side project Bad Meets Evil, 'A Kiss', he sniggers at Gaga's 'dick':

"Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office/ She's still a male lady."

"Wouldn't fuck her with her dick/ You heard it/ The verdict's in."

So late is Eminem on the joke of Gaga's 'dick' in her undesirable wears thing, is that Gaga beat him to the joke when she joked about being a hermaphroditeg. And she even performed with her strap-on stiffy on stage in 2009.

Next we can expect Eminem to drop another rap about Elton John clipping his member to his testicles.

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