You know the feeling. When the universe is giving you a hard time. We're often ambushed by the universe itself as there's never enough time to do nothing - the things we do for people. You can't put a price on it ey?..
It doesn't get more decent than Andy Dick folks. Hell hath no fury for Andy Dick's unpassionate itchy crotch. Yessssssrie! He has a gift, talent, practical expertise - for a series of snot blogs writings...
Such as peeing on a public display at the Newport Beach Film Festival - probably peeing on the lawsuit TP (toilet paper!) - and now for smearing his irritated nuts against Robert Tucker at a Dallas comedy club back in December. What a dickhead!..
Whether he seek or denied it, Andy delicately handled the sensitivities - and made sure there was one on each table - a face for that matter...
According to sources whom we think we should mention:
Andy walked into the crowd dressed like a woman (try picturing Meryl Streep), and "pulled down his costume skirt with his right hand, exposing the fact that he was not wearing underwear beneath the skirt." He then unpassionately "forced his genitals against the left sid of [Robert's] face."
Honestly. It doesn't mean you're a pathetic tin-man who's been preyed on by Andy Dick and his itchy coconuts in public display Robert. If we had our ball-points caught in-between a polyester fibre, you would, we would, probably, flick-it out yellin' 'GNAW IT OFF! GNAW IT OFF YOU SUCKER!..
Pissed off at the universe, in universal opion and the animal kingdom - doesn't literally imply pissing on public displays. If so, Andy most certainly, will be kicked in the balls with a lawsuit. It's the universe way of ziping our testicles to give us a hard time...
Thats that...
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