We find it funny when celebs are caught with their pants down other than in the loo - we agree its' a supernatural deed that no lie could possibly conceal elements of truth. So they cowplop some story in their defense - the bedmate they once stuck their apparatus into now seeks financial retribution. It should not come as a surprise that these celebs bamboozle us with deceit to make themselves look chokingly interesting...
Arnold McDonald as you all heard - is the latest face of the burger Patty. The condom broke, yes! A bastard emerged from a Arnold McDonald happy meal, yes! Witnesses are on hands and knees adding to the accusations, yes! What more could we ask for? More and more cowplop, yes...
Amidst the Arnie affaire de coeur, word from the horse's mouth claims that Arnie was quite a selective prick allowing only one household staffer into his play pen...
Yes folks that's right! He may have had a wandering lazer beam lad, yet he was a one-household staffer scuzzbag...
The nanny who worked for Arnold and Maria Shriver during the Mildred Patty Era, claims that Arnold was quite the courteous and honorable man when not maneuvering his terminator gadget into household staff...
According to the nanny whom 'never' aggresively pursued Arnies' frankfurter as Patty did, she wails that he "was a flirt, but never touched me inappropriately, or anyone else that I could tell." She also states that he was "respectful" towards other female staffers...
Oh, Arnie was a polished chap - a governator, in other words a philanderer - respected staffers by not bunking them in the Conan den without consent or a condom - made a few advances but settled on horseplay with Patty - t'was a pure innocent austrian letter (antonym for a french letter), heavy petting with Mildred, ah...
Whom are we kidding? Patty was not the only exception. Arnies' evangelist juju captivated your attention too nanny. He just didn't bag you. Nor would he now or maybe he would now that Patty's a pre-owned nonessential...
In cahoots with staffers these celebs bamboozle us to cross out the odds of speculation. We blindly ignore their gibbering because they are lonely and bored. Still, a well-run politician is bound to have a batch of...
Cliffhangers!..
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