Soulja boy's noob to the realm of She & Him since we only feature batty clams and daffy creatures...
No, you don't have to be dim-witted or dippy to acquaint yourself to the She & Him chalkboard. There are pre-requisites though, as you have to do something extraordinarily dumb and be ridiculously stupid. So we at She & Him welcome you Soulja boy based upon the allegations, ok...
Anyways, to get back to the nitty-gritty. Remember that December gig where Soulja boy was supposedly advertised to perform at? Well it was unjust enrichment, as he never showed up, and concert tickets were as worthless as lottery tickets, eh?..
Sometimes people need time to think right? Especially Soulja boy with his polyphonic-tone tunes and catchphrase diction. So maybe he needed time to rethink his career, right? Regrettably, it's not an act of kindness to leave fans in isolation at an empty concert, right?..
Though we wouldn't sue him for that, considering how effecient the legal system is at back-ups, and fence-jumpin. One man, but YOOOOOOOU, has decided to whip-lash Soulja boy to the courts, as Soulja boy burnt his bridges, and hauled on with more than what was expected from the poorly sold ticket sales, with his nappy trousers to only who knows where...
According to TrinCity chief, Joseph Sheldon Brewster, Soulja boy was paid $16,250 in advance to secure the gig date, $8,000 for radio and tv advertisements. He further spoils the icing on the cake by accusing Soulja boy, Myspace Music and Interscope records for stopping the concert, and refusing to payback advertising costs of $10,000...
Technically, it's breach of contract. And we wouldn't be in the right state of mind if we were to claim that the bloke was unreasonable in sueing Soulja boy. Nobody sues you unreasonably without cause. If they do carry through with it, it just means you're a shitty person. And if blokes you are sueing doesn't give two hoots, then they practically don't give a shit about you too...
Besides, it seems as if the bloke's mathematically impaired as he made incoherant calculations with regard to the amount he's supposed to be reimbursed with...
So, $16,250 + $8,000=$24,250, right? Sadly the bloke's sueing for $1 million...
Whaaaat?.. Whaaaaaaaaat?.. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?...
$1 millioooooooooooooon?..
What a spiteful dope, probably sueing for emotional distress as Soulja wouldn't even kiss him through the phone...
We'll take it at face value as we don't know whether Soulja boy shipped off with more loot than what he was supposed. Frankly, Soulja boy's as uncommitted as all folks are with daily tasks, yet he's a fence-sitter when it comes to music. So, Soulja boy's not a con artist, ok. For now that is, eh?..
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