Bieber's tour will evaporate the nuclear disaster in Japan, eh?

Ah...

Just when we thought the bane of our existence, known as the speckle egg Bieber, was about to marginalize our realities and all means of sanity...

We at She & Him have slipped on our lab coats and authorized the irritant Biebs with the thumbs-up...

After all that Japan has gone through, Biebs whom without any doubt has devalued the significance of the holy land, and infuriated plenty Jews with his spoilt bratiness, is adamant that he'll tour Japan...

Thus, its official...Biebs will be toddling on to give Japan more sorrow...

While Biebs has thrown a tantrum such as the sort you'll see at a Toys 'R Us outlet, his clued-up crew have singled out...

According to the crew, "It would've been okay, had the gentlemen clubs not been destroyed".

They further claim, that "Bieber's a brave young man. He's talented, skilled and gifted, and read to overcome any adversities".

Did we hear that correctly? Biebs' is able to overcome any adversities?...

Based upon universal research, we can elucidate that a roach has a more brawny anatomy than Biebs...

As for the speckle egg bein talented? skilled? gifted? Yes folks! He's clearly accomplished at blowing a fuse beyond our feet into the tectonic plate boundaries...

Whatever those twits see in the tiny speckle egg, we have not seen it in 3D...

On the other hand...

There's no doubt about it that Japan has the capacity and measures to acidify the Biebmicrobe...

It's pretty obvious that when Japan boasted about the measures it had in place to deal with the nuclear radiation, with a skillfull backhand they were enticing Biebs...

Biebs will indeed be at the epicenter of all this mishaps with screaming Japanese Beliebers scuttling like a bowl of noodles, while we at She & Him would 'lol', 'loao', 'lofao' and all the other acronyms we would've used in our formative years to describe this mirth of Biebs believing that he has spooned over the Japanese with contentment while the Filipino's loot the stage...

Shame...

Never say never, eh? You heard it from She & Him Beliebers...