'For about a week he was calling and was deadly seriously about it'- Adele's X bloke wants royalties and not sex

Shame. While you folks have whipped out the box of tissues to wipe the blog snot off your sagging cheeks. And gobbled up the comfort tub of curds while listening to Adele's album '19'. We at She & Him have decided not to poke the prattle out of Adele, now that she's looking more like a lady...

We all remember the album '19', which jaded us for a few months as it globally sent shockwaves by bringing us something fresh...

A decent dame to have ever emerged from the U.K indeed, to bring shame to the vomiting Lily Allen whom looks as if she just stepped out of a crackhouse...

Furthermore, Adele's recently swooped onto our radio stations with her jaunty album '21', as she realized that us folks were vomitingly at wits-end with her melancholic-blunder album '19'.

Anyhow. Now that Adele's robust in her size 21 Penny C blouse, her ex-bloke has sprung out from the trash can-sized shack, claiming compensation in royalties, as he's fed up with the skanky dames he's bolted since the beginning of his relationship to Adele...

The shit hit the fan when Adele lashed out at her penniles ex bloke in black and white, as she spat out in 'The Sun', that:

"Well, you made my life a living hell, so I lived with it and now I deserve it".

Whooooooooooooa!..

She's obviously not giving him a cent as we can derive from this that the humping was effortless and just off-putting...

She further grunts:

"He really thought he had some some input into the creative process by being a prick. I'll give him the credit -he made me an adult, and put me on the road that I'm travelling".

The aforementioned stems from the shallow Hal ex bloke begging that Adele credit him for her success, as a result of him removing the oreo-sized puck from the grunting Adele's jaws...

Even so. The predicament Adele's in is quite hilariously abnormal, as you'd usually have some sort of sex tape with an ex bloke or dame surfacing. Yet, Adele's ex bloke's not even demanding a post-break-up hump from her...

It's undeniably a transaction that went wrong like, 'pay me for the off-putting humping that I had to endure with you'...

Shame Adele. We anticipate that you'll become as popular as Lady Gaga even though you claim that you don't want to be as popular as she is. We know that you'll never become as freakishly popular as she is...

So, we at She & Him hope that you don't have to encounter another one of your supposed ex blokes, claiming compensation for the distasteful humping...