We have every reason to assume that John Edwards felt rather inadequate with all the exterminating peer-pressure from Arnie, whom set the bar over the hill as being knocked-up with xanthippe Maria Shriver for 25 years generates a 'sexless marriage'...
Great terminology when wanting to accede to all the illicit hanky-pankys...
Fearing humiliation in the camp, John probably kicked it up a notch as he allegedly made a sextape with Rielle Hunter...
However, just last week when news broke of Arnies' affaire, John reportedly "took his anger and frustrations out on Rielle", after hearing that parts of his testimony would be made public. No seriously, it's ambiguous and hilariously dull...
Anyhow, John will be indicted for "alleged campaign violence" - which is when you spoof folks into believing that you're an upstanding citizen and righteous donkey politician by implicating your staffer (which in John's case was Andrew Young, a complete birdbrain), as an elligible candidate to take accountability for your extracurricular political activities. Yes, its illegal and ridiculously dumb...
On another note, Arnie continued his domination in the realm of tabloids, as Maria Medel a former friend of Mildred Patty Baena opened up a new can of worms. According to Maria:
"When I met Patty she had already been working for Arnold for several years. She had a minishrine to him in her house - his movie posters, pictures, newspaper clippings, action figures."
So Patty was a horney ferreter whom newly discovered a disturbing obsession which consent Arnie to be obligated in self-serving himself to an off-putting buffet. Maria adds:
"Patty said Arnold had been complaining that his marriage was sexless and Maria [Shriver] was never around, flying all over the world for her TV news."
Feverishly pulsated Arnie was marked with the beast, sexless and compulsed with his high maintenance carnal needs. The story continues as Maria back-fence talks, that:
"She said that one night Arnold had been complaining about feeling lonely and unloved, he started drinking. After a few drinks, Arnold ask Patty to have a drink with him. One drink led to another, and then another. Patty said they started kissing and that led to their first sexual encounter. They had unprotected sex."
Eh? So Consequently, after whimpering like Tom in '500 days of summer' that he's lonely and all that post-adolescent baloney, Arnie unfolded his shriveled straw to the burger Patty. Alas t'was only the FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER that was UNPROTECTED y'know...
Now, lets say you as pathetic and sexless - and can't speak English properly - you had some alcohol to make you sound even more tongue-tied than a deaf bloke - sign-language the lassie an invitation for a drink. And the rest...
Blame it on the alcohol, eh?
Cheers!?.
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