Ah. With winter just around the corner for all Southie folks, we at She & Him refuse to hibernate with the stocking troops, as we'll dish the most bile knotting casserole from the grubby ovens, and drag you out of the smutty sheets where you've been decomposing, after your lethargic menopausal mother-in-law routinely irked your acorns when she demanded you wash the dishes...
Still, whatever the weather, from the snotty hanky and the tea bag stained sheet, to cyclones, floods, and all the other metaphors, including the yawning trivial scriptures which lifeless morons would use to threaten us by exhaulting that 'god's angry'...
Alas, nothing is more devastating than any of these typical natural disasters but an album by Joe Jonas, eh?..
Yes folks. It seems as if we'll disintegrate our bottoms and make the world look like a scatterplot diagram as we plunge into our rabbit holes while Mr.bean-Joe Jonas will be releasing an off-putting album on the 13th of June...
Furthermore, Joe opted for a revamp from his perv boyband image so that us folks may perceive him as being a callous piece of artilary. This comes after Joe slotched the peanut butter and jam with Chris Brown to record a bad boy song titled, 'see no more'...
With a ballpoint of irony, the trotters at She & Him coercively don't approve of this fabricated clone's doings. And yes Joe, we often wish that we would 'see no more' singles...
To prevent a bottle-neck blockage of permissive moron parents and surfboard-chested dames hovering in shopping malls, we've conducted a poll sampling lonely folks to hear their views on the album...
According to an attention-seeking entrant whom calls himself 'mileycyrusucks' (whom clearly has no life as he's known for being a nagpot), states that:
"I hope his second single's called 'kiss my ass Demi you psycho druggie slut hypocrit whiner' "...
What does Demi even have to do with Joe? She left the camp and didn't oink either brother, fair enough. Yet her presence still spooks the boltless androids whom fetish over her psychotic toxic...
Furthermore, one chump decided to enlighten us with Joe's physical complexities, stating that:
'Damn you, so fine'...
What a lot of pervs jackin' off to Disney prods...
Besides, the poll never went as initially planned as most dwelled on anything and everything but his singing...
Neither will we give a speck of plaque to tell you how awful the single sounds. So, impregnate a fluffy teddy for all we care while crooning to rocketman, and have faith that when summer comes undone it'll bring less fairies that we'd have to swat tiresomely at...
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