Bin laden the greatest escapologist known has yet again enchanted us with the supernatural, or has he?
The illustrious hardly-seen yet spoken about celeb superstar, went down at a mansion as if he was in an adaptation of Die Hard-Mid-East as four helicopters launched the attack in the Bilal area of Abbottabad, Pakistan …
The U.S being the usual wart and blemish, were resolute in ruining the escapologist’s vacation after having been burrowed beneath rocks for the past few years …
People have come in their numbers with support…
Numerous Christians have discarded the notion of an ‘apocalypse’, claiming that ‘the world is safe without Bin Laden’…
Uhm…the Phillipines, also known as the anonymous South-East Asian country to many except for perverted ex-soldiers, President Benigno Aquino, stepped up security to protect the citizens from a clearly lifeless chap …So have other anxious and timid countries…
Anyways …amidst this maladaptive behaviour of the abovementioned…
The antics and festivities have thus begun…
In the U.S of course, and many other backstabbing U.S despiser countries, which we presume as being perfectly normal…
As they have been barefacedly obsessed with the John Lennon-like-superstar…Which also explains why twice the amount of U.S citizens watched Diana’s funeral more than the tedious wedding that took place …
Sadists …
Yet, on a more sensible note…the U.S has gone into sniffing the panties of the man allegedly claimed to be the superstar …that is for his DNA …perverts …
The death of the wanted-pin-up-superstar has caused a stir amongst numerous Star Wars and Star Trek idiots …many linking this deaths conspiracy to the alien UFO at Roswell?..
Geeks …
Should we care or shouldn’t we?..If it’s possible for one particular casualty to make oil prices drop …
Isn’t that a pip…?
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