Lohan, the epitome of ignominy slithers through the legal system, and charley horse's thousands of folks

Yes folks! We live in an ambiguous society, right? Where folks have refuted the blueprints of gods in exchange for a chaotic civilization filled with catastrophes...

We are indeed bagged with the arrears-ridden-rich such as Sol Cursener and the naysay nameless blokes and dames that chitchat about how much they have yet to accumulate...

So, from the bold and good-for-nothing...To the fine-looking dames and lads...To the grotesque troll we often find at supermarkets...

Yet, all in totality, does not encapsulate the nasty piece of work which we have come to know as Lilolololololohan...

She has indeed been the supplement to our daily snigger, as we cannot function normally without her bestowing her lack of common sense upon us...

As previously documented in the She & Him memoirs of the baseless Lilolololololohan. We can substantiate that Lilolololololohan will be placed under house arrest, where she'll be electrically monitored like a hound...

This comes after, according to our undercover She & Him agents, so they say, that Lilolololololohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley met with Stephanie Saunter and the City Attorney to discuss Lohan's case. And in a chain reaction of events that took place, Lilolololololohan whitewashed the legal system...

Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee! Eh?

We at She & Him are exasperated at the fact that Lilolololololohan has slithered through the legal system like a migrating jailbird...

Furthermore, Lohan won't also be present at the hearing, which would see her emancipated with a bit of assistance, in one piece...

Alas folks. Change your lifestyles of slaving tiresomely for food stamps, as the nasty piece of work has shown us through the regressive antics of a child, that stealing's the real thing...

So Dem, we have no f*cking idea as to what you talking about, as society's not putting any pressure on us to become 'thin'...

According to Lilolololololohan, stealing and getting off scotch free is the new in-thing, silly Dem...

So what does this mean for all folks in our ambiguous society?..

Thousands of charley horse folks discredited Lohan for slithering through the legal system, but we practically don't give a shit, as you folks probably never followed the procedures that Lohan did...

Doinks!..

Thus, be certain that you violate your probation and plead no contest to misdemeanor theft. But be sure that you have made it onto the She & Him wall of ignominy...

Doinks!..

So we say, keep them stupid acts coming Lilolololololohan. We at She & Him are always willing to pen you into even more of a nasty piece of work...