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After having a cannon shoved up her surprisingly spotlessly clean cookie jar, Mariah, finally discharged along with all the other ingredients to compile mustard, a girl and a boy to egg on the rest of the world with joy, sadly not...
Apparently, the cannon launched in a Rolls Royce after feeling disturbed by the most run-downed-not-getting-younger Mariah to the hospital. For all you sick perverts out there are nude tweet pics of the cannon floating around...
Furthermore, one of the most tedious and lackluster couple in the world have been so attention-seeking that they released their home number on radio for all you sick perverts...
Nevertheless, the uninteresting couple was so occupied, with performing a rendition of ‘we belong together’ which can be deciphered as Blink182’s ‘stay together for the kids’ that they forgot to name the kids...
We anticipate that they’ll embrace the birth as they intend on renewing their potty vows, yeah, stay together for the kids indeed...
Congratulations from She & Him, we expect more flaccid-Lindsay Lohan’s and potty-whining-Bieber’s from you lacklustcunts in the near future...
Apparently, the cannon launched in a Rolls Royce after feeling disturbed by the most run-downed-not-getting-younger Mariah to the hospital. For all you sick perverts out there are nude tweet pics of the cannon floating around...
Furthermore, one of the most tedious and lackluster couple in the world have been so attention-seeking that they released their home number on radio for all you sick perverts...
Nevertheless, the uninteresting couple was so occupied, with performing a rendition of ‘we belong together’ which can be deciphered as Blink182’s ‘stay together for the kids’ that they forgot to name the kids...
We anticipate that they’ll embrace the birth as they intend on renewing their potty vows, yeah, stay together for the kids indeed...
Congratulations from She & Him, we expect more flaccid-Lindsay Lohan’s and potty-whining-Bieber’s from you lacklustcunts in the near future...
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Lastly, don’t bother trying to sniff our vasectomy panties on Facebook or Twitter as the writer chooses to remain anonymous, for reasons of having Jesus’ abs and Brad Shits face
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