Tornado’s in the U.S as we wallow upon the ‘men can’t live without me’ curdled tartlet, also known as the hideous extraterrestrial Charlie Sheen…
In fact, She & Him can confirm that this was probably an intoxicated perplexed statement…
Yet explosive at times, this sorrowful tit is not gay, as we all recall the show with the audience laughter and applause to make the actors seem less mundane, ‘two and half men’…
As all aliens do in their UFO’s (unsightly flogged organs), the extraterrestrial known as Charlie Sheen, staggered in a nightclub at 2am, where he was placed in a cage where you would incarcerate the likes of Lindsay Lohan, in what we can confirm as a ‘VIP’ section before he got arrested at 4am … sucker…
Furthermore, we can also confirm that nothing was ruined in the process of incarcerating Sheen, but himself, as he posed for pics with you tits to be posted on Twitter and Facebook, looking like Tom Cruise on Vanilla Sky…
Come on …do you saps actually believe that Sheen could transpire as the most righteous person now that the Queen has come out of her burrow to flash her besoms in that lemon fancy outfit …
We can officially confirm that when mesmerizing about this Jesus-like persona of Sheen, Sheen comes along and just screws it up yet again…
Chuck Lorre, the architect of ‘two and a half men’ has been shunned by the extraterrestrial known as Sheen, being referred to as a ‘sad silly fool’ (Ehem, says the 2am melancholic and dejected tramp) …
Furthermore, Sheen all ballistic like a juvenile-eminem fan decide to enlighten us with some beautiful graceful words, referring to Lorre as ’an "A-hole p*ssy loser" and a "low rent, nut-less sociopath" who is now realizing the show can't survive without him’ (Ok, now who took Sheen’s rattle)
She & Him, however would like to enlighten Sheen on what a amazing job he is doing at … bringing idiocy to our doorsteps…
For being innovative in not being as dull as Charlie Brown…
For leaving people gasping to recognize the dejected saps U.S generates…
She & Him doesn’t give a pip if Sheen gets thrown off the dirt cart and straight into the chamber pot…
Give us more comedy without the audience fit of mirth to make Sheen come across as comical…
Seriously, we all know that Sheen sucks…
Thus, thanks for busting your ass for 8 years Sheen and for putting 500 million dollars of profit invested into insurance for your tirades…
A special thanks to Lorre for recommending that Sheen seriously reconsiders his acting...
Now wipe your ass with that scorching letter Sheen…
Mi casa es su casa, Adíos conocido/as
Lastly, don’t bother trying to sniff our vasectomy panties on Facebook or Twitter as the writer chooses to remain anonymous, for reasons of having Jesus’ abs and Brad Shits face
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