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Tuesday 10 May 2011

According to Ford, the movies we watch are shitty as they are 'soulless'.

Its quite true-life, that these days it's as if cinema's have become celebratory brothels where blokes and dames would meet up at the mall before before they drill the holes in one another at the restroom...

Apart from it being plague-ridden by jackrabbits, it's also another alternative where you can take your bratty kids to watch the lame animation movies that camouflages the likes of hiddeous looking 'bunnys' in boyfriend suits, such as Russell Brand...

Whether good or bad, we honestly don't give a reeking wellington boot as to what critics have to say, as their critiques are no better than the movie scripts...

Movies are indeed the source of our entertainment, but the tin man, known as Harrison Ford who makes the wizard of OZ more antiquated, has made it his mission to spoil this perception for us, as he claims that the shitty films we watch are 'soulless'...

This folks, coming from a wilted actor who will soon have his shitty movies aired on TCM...

The 67 year old seasoned Ford claims that these movies are 'souless' as a result of the green screens...

In a bid to engage us with the seemingly obvious. Ford immodestly states, "I think that a lot of action movies lose these days, especially the ones that deal with fantasy, as you stop caring at some point because you've lost human scale".

We at She & Him see eye to eye with Ford to the extent that these movies are indeed soulless as you have inept dismal actors such as Vanessa Hudgens fabricating the fibs, and pulling the wool over our eyes to give us the impression that she's not as foolish in reality as she is on screen...

Furthermore, Ford states that, 'With computer-generated effects, suddenly there's a thousand enemies instead of six-the army goes into the horizon. You don't need that".

Quite spot on Ford (hip hip hooray!)!..

Discouragingly, these movies have gone to the point of forgetfulness, where the green screens have become habitual like an algae contaminated pond...

They litterally make you question whether it's worth paying for a movie ticket on 'half-price-Tuesday'. Especially now that we've heard through scuttlebutts that Gwyneth Paltrow, (the tedious looking piece of vessel that has earned our respect by calling her granny a cunt), might be staring in the 'Avengers'...

As for Ford, he won't retire and will continue his bore to death simulations by flouting his archaic physique...

We at She & Him pat you on your brittle back Ford, but alas, we recommend cement to plaster a veneer for your recoiled remains...

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