The folks at She & Him were encircled in vomit when we found out that an 18 year old skank's having sex with her oedipal dad...
Originally we thought that it was almost certainly a video tape follow-up of Ke$ha, since she's profoundly known for the nauseating photos of her trashy larks that have been hovering the internet...
Alas, it was not Ke$ha...
However, it was a father-Morgan, and biological daughter-Britney, whom reconnected on Myspace when she was 16. Thus they started their oedipal romance...
Seeing as it's pretty customary for country folks to be sexually impure, the oedipal romantics approached Steve Wilkos with their good ol' country incest tape after Jerry rejected the disturbing tape...
According to Morgan, he believes that his daughter's his soulmate. Britney corroborated on her oedipal partner's statement by adding that she knew that her dad, Morgan, had sexual feelings for her when he messaged her...
The show kicked off with Britney reacting to the oedipus complex stimulus as the smooched with her father, Morgan, in good ol' country fashion on the stage, while the roaring crowd had to be silenced with beeps as they watched on with horror...
Steve intercepted the kiss and tossed the low-budget rental furniture aside by telling Morgan that he:
"Should probably go and see a doctor and get some therapy, preying on your daughter like that".
At this point in time we at She & Him had malformed as we scoffed down a hodgepodge smoothie of puke and two dozen aspirins. Still we weren't prepared for what happend next...
As Morgan impiously responded to Steve, stating that:
"I'm not preying on her, yes I am sleeping with her but it's not like I'm abusing her or something".
You are honorably welcome to puke folks...
Steve edgily ready to pop as his facial skin began to shrivel up like a penis, tried to talk some sense into the oedipal romantics as they argue about having a baby that will be as retarded as they are...
The cohesiveness broke as clodpate Britney's adamant that they will have a retarded baby, whereas Morgan refuses to play in chorus, the role of daddy and grandpa...
At this point in the show, many folks snapped limbs and popped joints as they attempted to hold their backs up while puking. Our fluids at She & Him were all practically drained from our bodies contemplating staggering to the cemetary...
Until Britney shouted out:
"I want seven kids!".
Britney cashed up with resilience by removing herself off birth control, and induldged in the good ol' country incest romance, thus a retarded kid is now budding in her atrocious kangeroo pouch...
We can't confirm whether she'll have seven kids, and join forces with teen wreck Amber. But we can confirm that a lie-detector proved that Morgan was cheating on his daughter while she was at school...
It was like a scene out of 'an eduction', just with two ridiculously impaired and abominably ugly retards whom are related, appalling close...
Steve offered the oedipal romantics some good ol' psychiatric help, yet Britney walked off to her papa to hold his hand, and vow to stand by him...
How cute, eh? Father and daughter going for walks in the trailer-trash park spreading their love where mommy conceived a clodpate...
We at She & Him feel like throwing towel and never inscribing another snot blog. We no longer want to live the American dream. Please cancel our green cards and direct us to the nearest chamber pot, please...
But we'll continue to scribe for the sake of administring medicine to the thwart the idiosyncrasy of clodpates in our paradox society...
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