There was an awkward silence when Steve 'onion-face' Tyler released his new song '(it) feels so good', as it ended up sounding not to good. In fact extremely bad, awful, and all the other synonyms you could possibly look up in your thesaurus. Alas you would be unsuccesful as we at She & Him were as it's virtually impossible to describe how terrible the song actually is...
As we all know. Some don't. Steve's relationship with the band Aerosmitherines, was on the rocks due to Steve's addiction to painkillers (possibly for reasons of the earsplitting ruckus that came out of his pie-hole)...
Anyways, this saw him being pounded into rehab. Thus a happy 'over the moon' band emerged as they beseeched to replace him...
The tension further escalated as band mate Joe Perry was not to happy about him taking the job at American Idol, which saw millions of viewers regress into a state of agoraphobia everytime the camera took a shot at Steve...
Tongue in cheek. Steve bounced back claiming that Joe's on LSD (Steve certainly had an enormous influence on the management of the band mates lesuire time)...
Moving on. Steve didn't even have to let the band mates listen to the song, as they rejected it without consultation or empathy...
Steve told rollingstone.com that:
"They didn't like it, so I just kept it for the last couple of years".
He further pants, that:
"I wrote the song at the Sunset Marquis hotel in Los Angeles a few years ago. I swear it's going to be a hit".
Acorrding to the band mates, the song was so wheeeeezingly boring that it became dreadful after the first ten seconds...
While She & Him embarked upon testing this hypothesis made by the band mates. We couldn't help but notice that it was if Steve was panting. Sadly, after a minute or so it becomes worse as the instruments begin to wane. Making it sound as if he's having an asthma attack...
Furthermore, Steve peels the onion, by stating that:
"I can hear it coming out of peoples cars this summer. I'm a fool for melody, man. I've got to have a melody. I miss it, and there it is".
Steve, practically unconscious to his wheezing sound effects in the song, basically sends our auditory canals on a tormenting rollercoaster ride while he commences like a tongue-tied deaf bloke, he's adamant that it'll be a huge hit...
Nonetheless, this summer it seems as if our cars are going to honk the sounds of an engine faliure. And besides, who wants to hear about how good it feels, to pop a painkiller, eh?..
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