We all recall Prince. The most hideous looking buffed waxed doll, with looks to deteriorate a self-concept even with a mishmash of benzodiazepines...
We all also recall Whitney. From her high jinks with Bobby, as they koshered the administration of crack from rat poison to our coffee tables...
With countless relapses to make you just stop giving a shit, and toss her albums in the trash. She has indeed dabbed us with her manic-episode comebacks as we all hoped that someday she'll return to the profane world, only to have her swoon over the support of her emulating daughter...
Intermingle these two ladies together, and it'll result in both Prince'ss and Whitney cracking...
Alas, while Whitney's shutting most sane folks out of her botched life, she's dolloped at Prince'ss concert. Only to have him ban her from all his concerts like an irked merchant banker with a maxed-out credit card...
According to Prince'ss, Whitney acted inappropriately at his concert while he was trying to rebuild his vain career. This resulted in Prince'ss banning Whitney from all his concerts...
You know when Prince'ss bans you from a concert, then you have clearly had all the queen dragged out of you...
Though Prince'ss known for pulling celebs up on the stage to shindig with him on stage. He claims that Whitney displayed 'erratic behavior', and eschewed at her as he refused to put her on stage, due to Whitney looking as if she has mad cow's disease with a polished-sparkling vaseline face of a drunk...
We can also confirm that the 'erratic behavior' was probably due to Whitney demanding tickets from Prince'ss as she refused to pay for another one, because she's Whitney...
One hit and she's hankering for some more monkeyshines...
Spazz over Whitney, as we can deliberate that this was not your ordinary sort of 'erratic behavior', as your behavior goes without the need to be documented...
Furthermore, Whitney probably attempted to crowd-surf, which pissed the nutmeg out of Princess, as he claims that he didn't want Whitney to 'embaress herself', as he was already embaressing by calling upon Gavin Rossdale to barn dance with him on stage...
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shit...
Anyways, Whitney was triumphant in voluntarily entering a reconvery program. Yet in-patient or out-patient mumbo jumbo, it's pretty much a load of hogwash as it's clearly not taking any effect on Whitney. Still we eulogize you for that Whitney...
But, as you know at She & Him we have to pass on judgment, as you are the spring beneath the smutty pisslogged mattress...
We know you very well, and you know us very well too, as we are the only snot bloggers that makes the faux pas a mere farce. We do hope you are tee-total enough to read our snot blogs before you spazz out...
Despondently, we at She & Him wish you well Prince'ss. Continue to prance around. Yet, we fortunately won't be able to attend your concert as we don't want you banning us for pushing your off the stage, and referring to our snot blogs as 'erratic behavior'...
As for Whitney's daughter, as Eminem said on 'purple pills'. "Bizarre! Your mom is passing out, get her ass on the couch before she crashes out'...
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