Bieber being the usual annoying doll-faced shrub has yet again enthused snotty recalcitrant brats with his typical p*ssy heroine masquerades …
After being unsuccessful at pleading and pissing the hell out of the ambiguous ‘punisher’, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, whom clearly didn’t give two hoots, to meet with the dork, and kids who survived a recent rocket attack in Gaza …
It’s definitely not wise to go around prancing like a princess in Israel…
Furthermore, the tragedy continued as…
The irritation tot continued his sweet 16 tantrum, as he departed in charitable mode having exhibiting his blouse to another protagonist-tot at a concert …
After having seen a video of a tot bully beater embracing a ‘body-slam’ like two cavemen on the whimper previously known as the bully, Bieber enticed by the cuddle, tweeted like a little birdie that the tot-protagonist be flown to his concert…(applause)
With the wedding party collapsing in the crowd, the acclaimed anti-bullying activist tot referred to the tot-protagonist Casey Heynes as ‘very inspirational’ and surprised the tot-protagonist with a tight embrace …(You are welcome to puke)
Great, eh?..
In addition to the abovementioned Freudian fancy…
Rebecca Black…Uhm…Yeah, the overnight raucous screech artist of the spanking-hit her ‘Friday’ has shed some light on the N’sync-like-bromance of the tot Bieber…
The overnight raucous screech artist is desperate to make her career even more of poorer quality by singing a duet with the tot, Bieber…(O…K…)
She & Him can confirm that this motive is as a result of the overnight raucous screech artist receiving hate mail from covetous piss-soaked sofa hobos claiming that ‘I hope you cut yourself and I hope you get an eating disorder so you'll look pretty and I hope you go cut and die’…(Wtf? Wasn’t this the same hate mail sent to Demi Lovato and all the other Disney tweenies…)
Thus, it’s up to She & Him and all you other folks to march in a foxtrot style to get rid of this annoyance from snot blob tweenies as the world’s still not in safe hands after the death of the escapologist Bin Laden…
According to calculations done by She & Him…
If you bastards attuned your ears to the wimpie tot Bieber, and he utilized his balls and body-slam-cuddled the overnight raucous screech artist Rebecca Black, maybe then all the tots would embrace the tasteless ‘fried-egg’ …
Then…we’ll have less snotty brat destroyers ready to go all columbine…
isn't that a pip?..
Lastly, don’t bother trying to sniff our vasectomy panties on Facebook or Twitter as the writer chooses to remain anonymous, for reasons of having Jesus’ abs and Brad Shits face
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