Apologies foxtrotters from She & Him, for yesterdays barren landscape in the realm of blogs, as we at headquarters spazzed out due to jingling to the overnight ear dronning Rebecca Black's 'fried-egg' schreecher...
Which brings us to our discussion...
As all you foxtrotters know, music indeed moves us...
Remember the days of the garden-shiting hippies... To the bionic snorters of electro music... To the busted lethargic-lipped ‘to dumb to even get a job at McDonalds’ rapper...
Music has indeed had its ups of chart toppers...
And its downs of chart floppers...
Thus, She & Him marginalizes it for all ya'll foxtrotters
She & Him can confirm that music also has its ways of screwing us as a result of chart floppers...
We can also verify that the wrist gasher Demi Lovato was not 'pushed to hard' by the Janus Kittens, which you can sniff up from our weekday thrusty panties...
Anyways...
As inquisitive as all panty sniffers are, we tiresomely wonder where the Janus Kittens stand...
Are they disintegrating like failed organs?..
While the wrist gasher's locked in the pound, She & Him has condensated our bore-hole water international correspondant to the showers of the Janus Kittens...
She & Him can verify that the unshaven pube-haired Janus, appallingly vomiting, known as Kevin was not present as he had to make dinner reservations for his wife whom's incapable at cooking...
We have however staggered upon the anal stage Janus brother, Nick, who has corroborated on the accusations made by She & Him...
The bobble barbed-wired head claims that Jane-Joe Janus is going solo...
Whoa...Mighty words young fella...
Thus, Jane-Joe Janus is going solo in hope of contradicting his queer looks and attracting dames and not blokes to the camp...
Not, surprisingly Nicole Shitsinger attempted the solo popo too...
But ended up reverberating like a dubbed jammed tape out of the trunk of a hippie volkswagen...
Kelly Rowland remember her?..
The unheard of 'singer' whom rocketed off to stardum by singing in Beyoncè's watermelon-sized bottom's shadow...
She has however embarked on a career dump to prove herself...
By emptying the largest soccer stadium in South Africa...
Shame...
So Jane-Joe Janus...
We at She & Him believe that you have the potential to be a performer...
Utilize your queer looks and allow us to laugh our potty bottoms off...
As for your singing...
Fortunately...
She & Him has left the builing...
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