If you are Brad Pitt, then you are capable of having crowds boo and cheer at you simultaneously without even having to bomb a church. Just be all blasphemous in an interview as these days no one cares about Christianity, not even Rev Run...
Truth. Brad has the X factor in movies that makes folks tick, such as the new movie 'Tree of Life', that he's promoting in which he plays a father. This act of glory saw him booed at the Cannes festival as the sight of Brad with surplus kids makes him look like a shepard with little bo-beep and a flock of sheep...
Yet, we know that fathers' are never part of the tree of life. They are roots which tangle with other roots down the street at you neighbours pad, and five blocks away, ending at the main road...
After the smoke settled, we cheered Brad on with all esteem when he opened up about his 'issues' with Christianity...
We all do, but don't get Brad started on religion...
According to Brad, he states that:
"I got brought up being told things were God's way and when things didn't work out it was called Gods plan".
So whatever bad that may happen folks, according to Brad it's Gods plan. So forcing us to go to church on a Sunday to listen to outdated widow farts whirr the most dreadful hymns, and have you toss your bus pennys as a downpayment for the 3series Bmw the priest's driving, is perfectly normal because it's Gods plan, financially...
Furthermore, we get what Brad's saying, as we'd prefer to play video games than sitting in a crying room to escape the fate of manipulation and the major glitched band, to watch stomped mothers breastfeed...
Also, often as a kid you would always wonder why God never spoke back to you, and you'd always plead on your knees for some new toy, while he carefully plotted your failure, as he blessed others but never you. Bummer!..
Meanwhile, Brad also says that:
"I think of everything I do now that my kids are going to see when they grow up and how are they going to feel. But they know me as a dad and I hope they'll just think of me as a pretty damn good actor".
Brad opted to bounce the limelight off Jesus to have his kids believe in a non-fictional character, by glittering them with joy as he lets them play video games on Sunday morning so that they won't hate him as we hate our fathers. Effective tactics indeed. First J.K Rowling made Jesus look subordinate, and now Brad Pitt too, as he wants his kids to think of him as a good actor and not a con artist...
During the conclusion of Brad's applauded interview, numerous anonymous morons have pulled the plug on Brad with bitter prejudice stating that:
"What a strange example to set for his kids. He'll need to repent soon or he'll be in purgatory for a long time"...
Purgatory for a long time? So we'll go into purgatory and have to repent eventhough it was God's plan? Might we add that it's amazing how Catholics feel obliged to tell us something positive in a callous way. But, we don't mind purgatory as long as it's not jail...
Furthermore, a gloated croaker goes off the rails, adding that:
"It's Gods way, to allow you to make your own choices. God leads. It's up to us to follow". The fact that you and Jolie live in sin, and waste so much on selfish, self centered expenditures, doesn't make it right. You're good actors, but somewhat overpaid. It also might surprise you to know, some of us can't stand to watch your (mainly Jolies), movies anymore. I couldn't tell you the last time I watched one of her movies".
Blah...Blah...Blah...What a twit...Probably a TBN fanatic...
Anyways, It's kinda' like the blind leading the blind. We don't see God and neither does he. We can't follow him because he has too many people to attend to and he's not your average nanny...
Brad and Jolie sin like all global trotters do. We make the choice to sin, yes, but who cares aint that life? So get a life...
We love money and money loves us. We drown in debt and veneer at credit. Call it what you want, self-centred or selfish, cause we not focusing on God, or dropping a penny for your lackluster sermon?.. As usual it's 'I know God more than you do' and all the other racist remarks. When will these morons ever stop...
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