Justin Bieber, incontestably a brat as his tantrums are well-renowned not only at She & Him headquarters. But, they are tauntingly familiar to all foxtrotters...
It's indeed spiralling out of control, as he not only caused a rumpus in the holy land with his totty tantrums. But, he has discharged from a 5 second newborn into the terrible 2's by punching a cake with his tiny embryonic matchstick fingers...
The cigarette-bud whiner recently turned the CSI set into a daycare center by flipping his diapers, rattles and pacifier out of the pram, resulting in a post-partum blues CSI team...
One witness, Mary Helgenberger who plays Catherine Willows, has witnessed firsthand the brattish behavior. We can confirm that she cleaned the dirt from her boots by going on a French radio station...
She went about as if she was singing a rendition intro of Miley Cyrus' '7 things I hate about you' , stating that:
"I shouldn't be saying this but he was kind of like a brat" (This shall be documented by She & Him for future evacuations to save you folks from the puny little shit).
Furthermore, according to the acting mother, Mary:
"He locked one of the producers in a closet, and he put his fist through a cake that was on the actors table".
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?...
We as usual could pressume that after the team refused to partake in the brats infantile game of hide and seek, thus tempting him into locking the producer in the closet. He also went about nearly damaging his gel-sacked carpals by punching a cake that would probably have been thrown in his face...
The tantrums continued as Biebs tripped over his peewee tongue by referring to acting mother, Mary as "kinda lame".
The stunted dwarf continued his disobedient outburst by prattling that:
"It's kinda lame when someone you met briefly and never worked with comments on you".
We at She & Him have never before met you briefly. Yet, your brattish whirrs are well-documented in your She & Him growth plan...
However, Biebs being the modest and ethical momma's boy, lashed out the etiquette, stating that he:
"Will continue to wish them luck and be kind".
Contradicting as all toddlers are when conditioning them to be kind, and share the goodness of their hearts...
This was shortlived as we can repulsively position ourselves on the matter that due to the infantiles acid reflux condition, he mopped Filipino Belieber's by constantly vomiting at a concert in Manila...
The Bieb's pediatrician states that he has a chest infection which is as a result of the tardy infantiles growing matchbox-sized larynx...
So while the brat continues to stroke different textures and throw tantrums, we at She & Him will continue to document your progress through our snot blogs...
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