Charlie Sheenius, Rob Pat and Snoop collaborate on a song- like blending narcotics in a meth lab

There's no point in denying that you have hit the rocks when you are recording a song with Snoop, and especially Charlie Sheen, and the old hag Carmen Electra...

So as mournfully as the ex Korn guitarist, Rob Patterson is, we can affirm that this is no typical American redeeming quality to donate baked beans to the tornado surviving folks, as Rob doesn't want us to take the song seriously...

Clearly, he's less enthusiastic as many of us are, than Sheenius who claims that "people will love the song", eh?..

Of course we won't take the song too seriously Rob, as you have done with your relationship to cameo hag Electra...

Sheenius, to our surprise, contradicting his off-the-rocker plain stupid antics, makes a good point, as the tornado squatter folks would love anything but America at this point in time...

In the song we can expect Sheenius to be reiterating the most bothersome catchphrase 'winning', as if he was trying to allure the washed-out Dawson from his folding prostate Ke$ha...

However, we at She & Him are in no doubt convinced that folks would probably love the song, as it would hopefully give Jlo's obsolete electro-carnage song less airtime, and make Adele look like a superstar, as the dame would generate more dough to subsidize her weigh-less program...

On the other hand, according Rob Pat, "The song started off about Charlie Sheen. But when Snoop came in, I said I didn't want it to be about Charlie and repeating his key phrases".

Thank god Patterson. You have finally came to your senses that some sort of intervention had to be taken to restrain Sheenius' autistic habits...

Anyways, optimistically, we can assume that this muddled up collaboration of Snoop and Sheenius was no clean and sober deed, as a reconstruction of the big bang that took place in the studio was probably the scene of a botanical gardens gone up in flames, as we can hear the old hag Electra saying at the begining of the song,"Are you winning, Mr.Sheen?". Snoop being the professional that he is, banged it up in the studio with Sheenius as he replied,"No, he's smoking right now".

Furthermore, according to close sources, there will also be an R-rated version of the song littered with four letters...

Which we expect to be barred in China, India and Indonesia as they should be forbidden from being acquainted with an opus telling them to f*ck, and further swell an already enormously hominoid human race...

So, as much as we love seeing Sheenius shove himself in the electric socket, the song's on the rampage today for all you folk who love illegal downloads...

The song will however not be doctored by She & Him as we are only specialized to document the breed of stupidity, such as Sheenius...

Mi casa es su casa (you are welcome to potty on this lawn)

Adíos conocido/as

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