For the past few days, politicians all across South Africa went on a door-to-door campaign to empty our litter-boxes in a bid to win our votes. As consequence of numerous folks making uninformed votes, we at She & Him believe that it would be just if we transmit an update through our snot blog, on the political shenanigans for all you folks...
The news goes as follows, for you to misuse:
Senior Zuma, the hag rack wife of Zuma, which he grinds once a decade, urges all folks to vote, yet can't keep up with Zuma's urges..
Orlando expecting Winnie the poo to show her muddy face, and f*ck up Gauteng elections, extending and delaying voting for a few hours after scaring voters off...
Agricultural minister feels honored to cast her vote and piss-off voortrekker offspring in the hinterland...
Unimpressed Oudtshroon folks in celebratory mood after Zilla ships boring campaign back to Cape Town...
IEC's technology impresses international guests, and feels disrespected...
DA determined to blindside ANC with illegal sms campaign...
SABC lie to viewers claiming that folks trust IEC while IEC declares living dame dead...
Folks in Midvaal deregistered, and opt for protest as DA sucks just as bad as the ANC does...
Thousand Limpopo folks spoils ballot paper for IEC causing minor problems...
IFP accuses NFP of violating Electoral Act, without violence...
Jimmy Abbott returns home to make his mark, hence limpopo police to monitor hotspots for intimidation...
Julius Malema encourages youth to vote, and receives cheers after voting at spoilled ballot station in Limpopo...
Who cares anyways...
From She & Him, may the most bullshitter moron win...
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