There's nothing more tardy than a begrudging emotive bloke who's upset over an engagement and future marriage, as if he's never caught the wilted boquet of flowers...
Ironically, Reggie Bush is disturbingly all torn-up with the news of his ex Kim Kardashian's betroth to Kris Humphries - whom went down on his knee-cap and slapped a custom-designed 20.5-carrot Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler onto her finger...
Also, in the Kardash' camp, the obscured with little-opportunity siblings of Kim stated that the family was becoming a "bussiness". Which in our minds we decode as a cathouse of Jezebel's...
Anyhow, Kim and Reggie had their fair share of 'ups and downs'. Yet, Reggie who has slip-off more than just what would be a garter for Kris, was a bit of a sucker for love when he in a seziure of emotion canceled an appearance at the European car race, Gumball rally 3000, so that he could cheerlessly mourn the loss of the Jezebel like a sourpuss...
According to an insider:
"We heard Kim got engaged, so we didn't think that's why [Reggie] didn't turn up. He must be pretty cut up. He sounded like he was, and that was why he didn't make it down. I hope Reggie gets it together for the rally. It'll be just what he needs to get out of the road and party."
Was Reggie upset because Kardashian's mom never brought two mini-horses covered in glitter for them, as she did for Kris and Kim at a party?..
Or was he brokenheartedly crooning to one of Eminem's companionless rap ballads, 'Kim! Kiiiim!Why don't you like me?'
We have yet to get a reply from Reggie, so we hope that E! camera's snaps him whimpering on one knee like a wanker...
For what it's worth Reggie, Kim's worth a bunch of corroded compost with 20.5 spoiled carrots...
Be sarcastically in high spirits like all pervs are about the engagement. Go ahead, wank it off Reggie...
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