While most folks were awfully baffled at why Sheenius was even allowed to star on 'Two and A Half Men' in the first place. His mutinous senslessness provided the folks at She & Him with a tad bit of liberation, as he spazzed out of the show to focus on his tomfoolery...
This just about aided all folks to cutback on depositing all our guts and bowels onto our living room carpets...
Even so, we would expect the show to be canceled after Sheenius spurned the corkscrew out of Chuck Lorre. Right folks?..
Alas. Word around the camp fire's that the breadcrumb Ashton Kutcher's set to replace Sheenius, only after his past its sell-by date loaf of bread Demommy signs his indemnity form...
With Ashton joining the 'Two and A Half Men' team, the show's bound to become the most vomiting abysmal show since 'Seventh Heaven' to hit our screens, causing us to totter with our intestines dangling like umbilical cords like we're ready to jump off a cliff, and lose whatever moral fibre we had for tv...
Perplexing indeed...
Nevertheless, Jon Cryer's thrilled at the news that the breadcrumb Ashton will be replacing Sheenius...
According to Jon, he states that:
"For all the rest of the cast and crew I'm sure they are equally excited".
We presuppose that the crew would be excited as we would be, now that they've disposed of Sheenius to the pavement gutters...
Furthermore...
As Jon's fallopian tubes begin to pulsate, he states that:
"Ashton is an extraordinarily talented guy, and his presence will be an asset to our show".
Talented, eh?.. Fortunately, now that Sheenius' being replaced, we could maybe see Jon getting laid as the breadcrumb Ashton will be an ass hit to the show...
However, to be blunt...
Ashton was never talented. Infact watching punk'd and seeing his annoying autistic face in his soiled pampers made us feel distressed like social workers empathizing him with a social grant...
Furthermore...
While we at She & Him attempted to gag a tampon into Jon's vaseline jar, he sniggers that:
"We old friends from our male modeling days, and we're both looking foward to being judged for our comedic artistry, as opposed to our exceptional physical beauty".
Thus folks, we foresee that there'll be less bar fights now that the smashed bumpkin Sheenius has been fertilized in a putrid and rancid soil...
So, while Jon gushes with thrust, we at She & Him will be coiled in vomit as Adam and Steve rekindle from their backstage male mock-ups, with a pinch of brokeback hanky panky to judge one another's physical beauties, while jamming each other to bohemian rhapsody...
Sortits...
Doinks!..
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