She & Him can confirm that Jennifer Aniston has a fetish for bad boys...
Well, atleast according to the lighthouse figurine ex of Aniston...
The supposedly under the rug lighthouse figurine, Brian Bouma, states that the aggressive fetish bad boy obsessed bombshell prefers 'bad boys'...
Unlike the uncompromising sap that's still bitch-narrating to eminem's vagina farts, this bloke's still dazzled by the short-lived shack up, and has nothing but complimentary things to say...
Furthermore...
What we can decode from this incongruent terminology made by the bloke's that...
While performing his lighthouse duties, Aniston, 'agressively pursued' him on the set of the movie 'Love Happens'...
Agressively pursued? Does this mean that Aniston might be going the route of the likes of Sheen and Lilololololohan?...
F*cking awesome, as we enthusiastically anticipate a showdown where she'll go on a travesty and castarate the mannish Courtney Cox...
Furthermore, in reconstruction of the trial and error, it was probably like a filthy behind the scenes game of snakes and ladders...
The lighthouse figurine probably being a coarse and filthy depleted sap, shone a torch-like-device, in the already pissed off dvd hit sensation's face...
Which resulted in the bombshell assailing like a sexually frustrated ram bashing the lighthouse figurine off the ladder...
The rest is history in your demented minds...
We can't blame Aniston though for wanting to climb the ladder and taste the fruits from the bushy garden...
As John Mayer couldn't even give her an inch off the piano stool, as the razzle dazzle pansy fancies singing to the mic...
So...Where does this leave all the Ted Bundy and OJ protegès?...
It's up to She & Him to put common sense to use and to decode what the discarded potty rag ex of Aniston's attempting to enlighten us with...
Could it be that we should't give a...
F*ck about the frivolous demands of the burdened economy and societal evenhandedness...
Furthermore...
Should we become ineffective perverted lighting technitions, such as the lighthouse figurine...
Hey Aniston, the chaps at She & Him have Jesus' abs and Brad Shits face...
Isn't that bad enough for you?...
Anyways, a bad guy according to Aniston's, playing a piano while reciting pussy love songs that makes you cringe with an inflexible penis constraining you to sitting on a piano stool...
Bad guys, that can't be John right?..
The Aniston sort won't knock the f*cking daylights out of you, but they'll turn you on and off...
Martin Lawrence and Will Smith, eh?
Anyways...
We will continue to militarize the chaps at She & Him in hope that they'll qualify as bad boys when you're in your MILF retirement stage...
Mi casa es su casa (you are welcome to potty on this lawn)
Adíos conocido/as
Don't bother trying to sniff our vasectomy panties on Facebook or Twitter as the writer chooses to remain anonymous, for reasons of having Jesus' abs and Brad Shits face.
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