Danette Meyers, and any other appalled being that had their stomachs snarled at the vomiting disposition of Lohan...
We expect to be probably pissed the f*ck off...
And, ready to gag the 'past its sell-by date carcass' with the stolen necklace in hope of giving Lilolololohan a spine...
But for entertainment purposes...
Meyers has dispensed of Lilololololohan by turning the 'past its sell-by date carcass' over to the L.A City Attorneys...
For reasons that the 'slow on the uptake bandit' Lilolololololohan may become aqainted to drinking out of chamber pottys...
And also, most certainly, so that the hindered soon to be chamber potty drinker may liberate herself from figments of her imagination before she starts pilfering in the courtrooms...
In the meantime...
The soon to be chamber potty drunk bandit has been sent back home...
We know most of you are probably flabbergasted with snot-knotted patterns on your aerosmith t-shirts...
And, some just don't give two hoots as Lilolololololohan's as soiled and smutty as the grime of Hank Moody's toilet brim...
However, as stated in in the abovementioned, 'for entertainment purposes'...
Lilolololololohan bailed-out so that you folks in the adjacent vicinity can have a gurgle at the electronically monitored hound...
We can corroborate that this does not count as community service...
Besides...
We don't require a half-starved skeletal manifesting louse doing community service to teach us how to steal...
In an interview with 'experts' in the field of theft, they jokingly stated that they would've gone for the cash register...
Unquestionably, a definite indeed...
The impenetrable fancied Lilolololololohan would've probably have gotten more cctv footage than her recent movies... Hey...
Regrettably...
Lilolololololohan will be scorched by the L.A City Attorneys as she's a countless (without the 'o') 'repeated offender'...
There's however a glimmer of optimism though, as Lilolololololohan could take a few tips from Shrek F*ckface Dewani, and act like a faggot with post-traumatic stress...
In addition...
Lilolololololohan could also play the jedi-mind trick trump as she's horrendously perfect for the role to kindle star wars geeks to use their swords...
For once on a woman...
Who gives a shit anyways...
Thus...
While you in full swing of ingesting the piss, and locks of pubic hairs seeping from the chamber potty...
She & Him will ransack blogspot in hope of scrambling together 'hope for the hopeless cash' to bail you out...
As your incarceration's bestowing poignancies upon us...
You'll be the reason for our dooming writers block...
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuu...
From She & Him, AdÃos Lilolololololohan
See you again when you venture on a pick-pocket frenzy for the cell keys...
Don't bother trying to sniff our vasectomy panties on Facebook or Twitter as the writer chooses to remain anonymous, for reasons of having Jesus' abs and Brad Shits face.
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