'I am not a man, I am a machineeee'- Bizarrely true as society's moving towards the bionic age...
Also, the philosophy of the exterminator Arnie, it had many of us laughing our smelly socks off. Yet unoticebly under the radar he has shocked us folks with his 'ambivalent ways' as he gave up on California like the Beach Boys. Arnies' ways gate beyond the voortrekker floozey, as he sent his taser lad with troopers to not only cause the kind of marital damage to make any female feel miserable after a nookies. But he has navigated his taser lad in every sector, from household staff to office furniture...
Scandalous? Infidelity? We shall call it pure californication.
Before Arnie became governator of California, he was California dreaming of sticking his taser lad into every compartment. This caused a sleek cheating trend which went undocumented, being serviced for 20 years by his household staff that's now retired, Arnie has gone to the confession booth and spoken out about the times he innocently tased his maid while Maria spent time with the kids...
Did he condomize? With the moral highground which Arnie brought to the forefront of his term as governator of California, we could atleast assume that he did...
Not so, as Arnie admits that he had fathered a kid with the maid after the condom broke...
So, the couple slapped a severance cheque in her retirement fund, and all ended on good terms, until...
Arnie, the veteran of romantic rendezvous moved his hanky skanky to his office building to live the best of both worlds.
With skill and precision he kept his household staff and business staff seperate. From the mucky clock book of Arnie, numerous staff would arrive at 1am to perform the nightshift at the office...
According to Arnie, it's an office and not a brothel even though it has many beds. Besides, he was the only one working overtime and distributing manila envelopes to these dames...
Arnie released a statement that we brushed off as there's no excuse for humping the maid for 20years, and staff as he probably enjoyed it. Maria has released a statement to counter Arnie's which can be summed up into one word- 'miserable'...
Now that Maria's the last lady of California, blokes turn their heads distastefully as tv networks pounce to capitalize on the opportunity...
Opportunists the likes of Oprah have sprung to the rescue of grieving Maria Shriver by offering Maria her own tv show on the OWN network, which Oprah will still OWN. Oprah, known for dishing out her samples has taken the decision to convince Maria to appear as a guest on a final show...We guessing that as Oprah hops up and says 'all of the audience', then Arnies troopers intercepts, 'ruuun! Hurry It's a sex bomb'...
Meanwhile we are being bore to death by anonymous networks slyishly seducing the widow to their networks to have a daily show telling us how miserable she is...
Aren't all dames miserable?..
Anyways. Enough to give you a popped artery, Maria's undergoing a comodotizing process, simultaneously the more jobs she's being offered, we had to exhume the abbacus to keep track of Arnies skanky dames...
So you heard it folks. Arnie's on the rebound and miserable Maria whom newly discovered that Arnie could never be a man but a sewing machine will remain seperated from Arnie. Arnie will be buk folks, so lock your maids in your basement for the night, or arm them with a screwdriver and a lazer beam gun as Arnie takes the schlong walk to freedom...
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