Remember the time when your first dame told you that you were the most grotesque porcupine to have ever wandered the terrain? Aftr the first time in a turbulence of multiplicity they would come and go, and you'd eventually end up calling them bitches?..
Shame on you!.. No one has ever had it as bad as seal...Not the already dreadful looking marine creature...
Alas, this one indeed more atrocious and horrific, a gazed combination of bothe beast, 50cent and Mike Tyson, has made all blokes and bitch dames cringe in envy, and eerie throbbing...
Seal, the peculiar shatterproof-faced singer has kicked off the yearly cycles by renewing his vows with the exquisite Heidi...
After She & Him declined an invitation due to the peculiar shatterproof-faced singers malevolent appearance, we have however made it our duty to bring the hearsay to all you foxtrotters...
Six years may not sound like much to ordinary folks, aaut to Seal, this is indeed a lifetime...
With the drug battle spiraling out of control and Mexicans flocking back in numbers, immediately after the two lesbos, Tisdale and Hudgens left Mexico. Panic and anxiety set in for seal as he feared that this beautiful nightmare would cease to existence, as they planned to get married in Mexico...
Thankfully, the couple retreated to Mar-a-Lago club in palm beach where they had a small ceremony with friends and family (no casualties have been accounted for)...
According to Seal, he states that, "I can't believe that I'm this lucky to be married for six years". Astounding as this may sound, globally we are still flabbergasted Seal...
Furthermore, Seal shed some light on the drug battle in Mexico, claiming that Mexico's on the brink of Judgment Day due to a number of Mexicans named Jesus...
Take it from Seal and excuse yourself from Mexico, as a man this peculiar wouldn't even dare to fend himself against those dirty sanchez...
Heidi on the other hand states, that "I couldn't be more happier. Although he may be a grizzly bear at times, Seal always manages to surprise me".
Jesus, we are still surprised...
We at She & Him salute you and Heidi in a fruitful marriage as she licks the toffee of your face...
And we shall toot and hoot that there's still a twinkle of resilience left in us blokes...
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