Remember the time when WWE wanted to make us believe that its geniunely rad?
Where superstars plump from steriods and choked in leotards, would collectively grapple like a train-wreck through rent-a-center quality tables, ladders and chairs.
The sort of rivals would always fast-paced, trash-talk each other with charisma and settle their differences in a fixed-match where they would wrassle each other with proffesional affection.
Alas, the bitter gash between two of the most stupid wrestlers to ever step foot and all in the ring - the incredible Hulk, no, not the creme-soda tan broceli-figurine - rather Hulk Hogan, the bedraggled sheer polythylene shirt shank - that flickers now and then on WWE to repraise his role of Hulkamania - has now been accused by his long-time foe, the Ultimate Warrior, for being a junkie and wife-swap enthusiast.
Yes devotee hulkamaniacs. Toss your Hulkamania sweat and snot shirts into wardrobe, or fire if you wish to over-exaggerate. The Ultimate Warrior has reportedly released a 55-minute video footage, in which he claims that the pug-face Hogan's a crack "dope head" who once lured the Ultimate Warrior to have sex with his wife.
Hogan meaninglessly tweaked back, we mean tweeted, on his Twitter page (which does not contain any traces of crack, apart from users). Where he gets his inspiration from, we have not the slightest two hoots.
"I have no interest to even lower myself to communicate with [Warrior]."
Hulk has no interest, allegedly in the Ultimate Warrior - nor his wife for that matter. He's allegedly preoccupied with bingeing on drugs. Might we add, kids. Drugs are bad. It's a common fact. But Y'see, that's all that Hulk's allegedly good at.
Still, when will this squabble ever end, you may ask? Our thoughts at She & Him - we don't know and we don't care - so don't bother asking us.
Thursday, 9 June 2011
Zach Galifianakis Thinks Ke$ha's Music Is Bad, And The Stupid Movie He Stars In, You Stupid Parents Allow Your Stupid Kids To Watch
Zach Galifianakis - a combination of an autistic Fred Flintstone and an unshaved Har Mar superstar - is a classic class act of how barbarously handsome and flossy a few Hollywood actors are. He's boorishly a man of many talents - both on screen and off - for one we at She & Him recognize - for his blunt honesty in loathing how appallingly abhorrent Ke$ha is off screen.
Thats right! In a recent interview in Rolling Stone, Galifianakis responded to an email from Ke$ha asking him to meet up for a drink, which he had not responded to.
In the most aspiring and insincere excuse, he growls:
"I saw that Ke$ha woman the other day. She was sitting by herself, and I walked up to her and said, Listen, I got your e-mail. Your music is really bad! I don't know who listens to it, but I imagine it's, like, six-year-olds - and it's a bad message.'"
We're giving six-year-olds the wrong impression. Yet, We doubt six-year-olds listen to her coo about how she's about to blow every creature. We can imagine Ke$ha's creampie face, like a washed-out Ashley Tisdale having her usual cracked-up episode feeling as stupid as she is useless. And don't forget - she was almost readily about to blow him to. After she shaved him.
Still, Galifianakis should be hailed for his blazen bravery of complimenting Ke$ha on what an awful infuence she is on six-year-olds - to lay-off bore bag parental organizations. Alas, Galifianakis also advised stupid parents not to allow their kids to watch his stupid movie 'Hangover II' where he roams around unco-ordinated like a biped.
Galifianakis' boorishly a man of many talents.
*silently scream from within*
Thats right! In a recent interview in Rolling Stone, Galifianakis responded to an email from Ke$ha asking him to meet up for a drink, which he had not responded to.
In the most aspiring and insincere excuse, he growls:
"I saw that Ke$ha woman the other day. She was sitting by herself, and I walked up to her and said, Listen, I got your e-mail. Your music is really bad! I don't know who listens to it, but I imagine it's, like, six-year-olds - and it's a bad message.'"
We're giving six-year-olds the wrong impression. Yet, We doubt six-year-olds listen to her coo about how she's about to blow every creature. We can imagine Ke$ha's creampie face, like a washed-out Ashley Tisdale having her usual cracked-up episode feeling as stupid as she is useless. And don't forget - she was almost readily about to blow him to. After she shaved him.
Still, Galifianakis should be hailed for his blazen bravery of complimenting Ke$ha on what an awful infuence she is on six-year-olds - to lay-off bore bag parental organizations. Alas, Galifianakis also advised stupid parents not to allow their kids to watch his stupid movie 'Hangover II' where he roams around unco-ordinated like a biped.
Galifianakis' boorishly a man of many talents.
*silently scream from within*
Locnville Assaulted By "fucking police"
Locnville - are two offish crass-looking brothers whom supposedly make music, with a ferous larynx and a mishmash of nintendo 64 jingles.
For those of you who are completely oblivious to their horrible live performances - they are apparently an electro pop due from South Africa, who can't sing nor fight - and enjoy being sucker-punched.
Yes that's right folkies! A Mob of angry South African folks allegedly confronted them about how awfully crassy they are, at a petrol station in Claremont, Cape Town. And the fuzz thought so to, as they maced one of the clods.
The pop clods, Brian and Andrew Chaplin, claim that a fight erupted after a group of folks called them "fags" and "wankers" - and police intervened to stop the fight which is hysterical because when the South African police intervenes, they have policies to beat the shit out of you. And the Loc' clods hopelessly can't fight, even when aggresively intoxicated with cosmopolitans, and all those other pink drinks.
Twitter reports:
"Locnville was just assaulted by police officers."
Good or bad? 1) Good - police are there to serve society with police brutality, and society is bent at ears with their sloppy music. 2) Bad - we'll tiresomely be bore to death with their whining - about how they'll be moving to New Zealand and Australia - because like most deranged pink-faced white asylum folks, South Africa is a shit place.
According to their Facebook page, as they are desperately attention-seeking - which you can see by the overuse of the exclaimation and question marks.
"Locnville was just assaulted by the SAPS!!!!!! Brian was maced in the face and our best friend punched in the face by fucking police!!!!!! Can you believe it????? What happend to South Africa????"
So the clod was assumingly maced in the face by one of the worlds most unresourceful "fucking police" force. It was probably a tin-can of axe which the polite "fucking police" sprayed onto the reeking drunks. What polite and caring "fucking police" with their stomachs out and chest in, ey??????!!!!!!
Where are the "fucking" travel agents??????
For those of you who are completely oblivious to their horrible live performances - they are apparently an electro pop due from South Africa, who can't sing nor fight - and enjoy being sucker-punched.
Yes that's right folkies! A Mob of angry South African folks allegedly confronted them about how awfully crassy they are, at a petrol station in Claremont, Cape Town. And the fuzz thought so to, as they maced one of the clods.
The pop clods, Brian and Andrew Chaplin, claim that a fight erupted after a group of folks called them "fags" and "wankers" - and police intervened to stop the fight which is hysterical because when the South African police intervenes, they have policies to beat the shit out of you. And the Loc' clods hopelessly can't fight, even when aggresively intoxicated with cosmopolitans, and all those other pink drinks.
Twitter reports:
"Locnville was just assaulted by police officers."
Good or bad? 1) Good - police are there to serve society with police brutality, and society is bent at ears with their sloppy music. 2) Bad - we'll tiresomely be bore to death with their whining - about how they'll be moving to New Zealand and Australia - because like most deranged pink-faced white asylum folks, South Africa is a shit place.
According to their Facebook page, as they are desperately attention-seeking - which you can see by the overuse of the exclaimation and question marks.
"Locnville was just assaulted by the SAPS!!!!!! Brian was maced in the face and our best friend punched in the face by fucking police!!!!!! Can you believe it????? What happend to South Africa????"
So the clod was assumingly maced in the face by one of the worlds most unresourceful "fucking police" force. It was probably a tin-can of axe which the polite "fucking police" sprayed onto the reeking drunks. What polite and caring "fucking police" with their stomachs out and chest in, ey??????!!!!!!
Where are the "fucking" travel agents??????
Wednesday, 8 June 2011
Sienna Miller Satisfied With Sincere Apologies (Of £100 00) For Publicized Privates
Just to clear things up in the most informal manner. She & Him is a highly specialized snot blog, aimlessly subsidised, among others, by blogspot - and not a shitty tabloid. We're awful at apologizing - we've tried it on numerous ocassions since April - yet we've failed endlessly at being the least proffesional.
Speaking of being proffesional - tabloids. Yes. Those shitty tabloids that floss slebs crevices in a storage room to give them the urgent attention they neccesitate. What the world would be without these shitty tabloids - callous, harsh, crude and brutally unsympathetic - because all tabloids really do is apologize in large font headlines bout' what a terrible 1-ply newsprint they are for publicizing daffy slebs that crust our eyelids.
For one, the U.K tabloid that presents motionless cod news about slebs, The News of the World, has offered "sincere apologies" to Sienna Miller. Because she's a dwindeled canvas of Katherine Heigl - and by all means a nonentity when brought out to the open air. No. The News of the World found Sienna so agitately boring, that they had to hack into her cellphone messages to dig up something captivating about her.
According to Miller's lawyer, Michael Silverleaf, numerous articles contained "intrusive and private information," which most certainly exposed how boringly dull she is. The tabloid's also known for publishing innumerable artless slebs private information they hacked - before these menial slebs cease to exist.
Anyways, to show you folks how comatosely boring Sienna consequently is - ones "sincere apologies" for viewing her insignificant privates will be compensated in a handsome £100 000.
Yawn. What would the world be without tabloids.
Speaking of being proffesional - tabloids. Yes. Those shitty tabloids that floss slebs crevices in a storage room to give them the urgent attention they neccesitate. What the world would be without these shitty tabloids - callous, harsh, crude and brutally unsympathetic - because all tabloids really do is apologize in large font headlines bout' what a terrible 1-ply newsprint they are for publicizing daffy slebs that crust our eyelids.
For one, the U.K tabloid that presents motionless cod news about slebs, The News of the World, has offered "sincere apologies" to Sienna Miller. Because she's a dwindeled canvas of Katherine Heigl - and by all means a nonentity when brought out to the open air. No. The News of the World found Sienna so agitately boring, that they had to hack into her cellphone messages to dig up something captivating about her.
According to Miller's lawyer, Michael Silverleaf, numerous articles contained "intrusive and private information," which most certainly exposed how boringly dull she is. The tabloid's also known for publishing innumerable artless slebs private information they hacked - before these menial slebs cease to exist.
Anyways, to show you folks how comatosely boring Sienna consequently is - ones "sincere apologies" for viewing her insignificant privates will be compensated in a handsome £100 000.
Yawn. What would the world be without tabloids.
William Cancels Possible Ambush On Kate By Arnie'
William - a pretty decent chap - set to piss the world off (along with his eclipsed wife Kate who's jostered behind Pippa's mooning posterior), on a royal tour to bore the seemingly unattentive stupid robots to electric malfunction - politely said, clinical brain-damage.
With that said, William seemingly jolts the impression of a content fellow with a vinyl masked face, and gleefully beaming impotent imperium with his counterproductive plastic silverware - absolutely no ounce of fluid to gage venom or rage. He's barely an ordinary human, hence he was pledged to royalty by a generous god due to his disabling lack of talent. Not that he needs it, ey?
Alas folks. This tame and timid bloke often undermined by She & Him should not be cut to the quick. Although he's a stupid person - the bloke has some sort of human-like traits embedded within his dainty cartridge.
Also, it's snoozingly apparent that everyone practically fancied the tellybox when Pippa acquinted folks with her sunlight depriving posterior - and Kate? Need we say more or should we. Let's just call it, 'there's something about Kate', because we're unresponsively rude today.
Still, 'there's something about Kate' which has the royal mammal's briefs in a knot or so. Yes folks. William and Kate have canceled their meeting with Arnold and gave up on California dreaming, now that California's no longer safe with Arnie prowling the streets.
According to a source whom requested that their identity be witheld:
"Organizers of the royal visit had been talking about a private meeting with Schwarzenegger at the British consul-general's Los Angeles residence, but now that plan has been abandoned."
Kate was probably concerned that Arnie might stick his abandoned member through her duffel apparel.
After all, 'there's something about Kate' - and William a seemingly content fellow with a vinyl masked face, and gleefully beaming impotent imperium with counterproductive plastic silverware - could slag it off and maybe Arnie could be the surrogate to junior.
Have a ding dong day.
With that said, William seemingly jolts the impression of a content fellow with a vinyl masked face, and gleefully beaming impotent imperium with his counterproductive plastic silverware - absolutely no ounce of fluid to gage venom or rage. He's barely an ordinary human, hence he was pledged to royalty by a generous god due to his disabling lack of talent. Not that he needs it, ey?
Alas folks. This tame and timid bloke often undermined by She & Him should not be cut to the quick. Although he's a stupid person - the bloke has some sort of human-like traits embedded within his dainty cartridge.
Also, it's snoozingly apparent that everyone practically fancied the tellybox when Pippa acquinted folks with her sunlight depriving posterior - and Kate? Need we say more or should we. Let's just call it, 'there's something about Kate', because we're unresponsively rude today.
Still, 'there's something about Kate' which has the royal mammal's briefs in a knot or so. Yes folks. William and Kate have canceled their meeting with Arnold and gave up on California dreaming, now that California's no longer safe with Arnie prowling the streets.
According to a source whom requested that their identity be witheld:
"Organizers of the royal visit had been talking about a private meeting with Schwarzenegger at the British consul-general's Los Angeles residence, but now that plan has been abandoned."
Kate was probably concerned that Arnie might stick his abandoned member through her duffel apparel.
After all, 'there's something about Kate' - and William a seemingly content fellow with a vinyl masked face, and gleefully beaming impotent imperium with counterproductive plastic silverware - could slag it off and maybe Arnie could be the surrogate to junior.
Have a ding dong day.
Khloe Kardashian Apparently Loved The Nip Flash, Still We're Collectively Unattracted To Her
Khloe Kardashian - the needy hand-me-down hassock out of the lot - constantly seeking attention in the shadows of Kim K's gluteus maximus badonkadonk - has attempted to excite folks into latching on to the notion, that she's the appealing one out of the lot, with a nip slip.
Yesssssirie! That's right folks! In an interview on Fox and Friends both the 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' stars, Khloe and Kourtney, waned into the backdrop when Khloe practically flashed her nipple.
Khloe's apparently more excited than we remotely are. So it's far to say that this was not your average blooper - as in She & Him's records it was far from a mere nip slip - she succesfully flashed it off for attention hoping some perv would be duped into getting sexually aroused - and feel the bit attraction to her exhausted-appearing mammary teat.
Khloe still foolishly hyped at her premeditated stunt, took her taunting to the sleb confession cubicle, Twitter:
"I had a nip slip and loved it. My mom just called me saying my nip slip is all over the internet. Ha! Is it weird that I love it?"
The stylist prossibly advised Khloe to strap on a bra, as its by any chance the only garment that's fitting. Alas Khloe shrugged off the bra and hit the stage with 'go-go-gadget' boobie in her blouse.
"Being the naughty girl that I am I disobeyed and went bra-less. Personally I love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life."
We tiresomely concur that Khloe is an attention-seeking flasher who wants us to know that she is more attractive than both Kim and Kourtney because she was apparently some reincarnated nudist that went undocumented throughout history as she's not an attractive spectacle.
There you have it folks. She loved it more than we did. And she loves women's busts just as much as you pervs do. It's all over the internet for you to grapple your member.
Mind if we at She & Him do a pen nib slip?
Yesssssirie! That's right folks! In an interview on Fox and Friends both the 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' stars, Khloe and Kourtney, waned into the backdrop when Khloe practically flashed her nipple.
Khloe's apparently more excited than we remotely are. So it's far to say that this was not your average blooper - as in She & Him's records it was far from a mere nip slip - she succesfully flashed it off for attention hoping some perv would be duped into getting sexually aroused - and feel the bit attraction to her exhausted-appearing mammary teat.
Khloe still foolishly hyped at her premeditated stunt, took her taunting to the sleb confession cubicle, Twitter:
"I had a nip slip and loved it. My mom just called me saying my nip slip is all over the internet. Ha! Is it weird that I love it?"
The stylist prossibly advised Khloe to strap on a bra, as its by any chance the only garment that's fitting. Alas Khloe shrugged off the bra and hit the stage with 'go-go-gadget' boobie in her blouse.
"Being the naughty girl that I am I disobeyed and went bra-less. Personally I love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life."
We tiresomely concur that Khloe is an attention-seeking flasher who wants us to know that she is more attractive than both Kim and Kourtney because she was apparently some reincarnated nudist that went undocumented throughout history as she's not an attractive spectacle.
There you have it folks. She loved it more than we did. And she loves women's busts just as much as you pervs do. It's all over the internet for you to grapple your member.
Mind if we at She & Him do a pen nib slip?
Tuesday, 7 June 2011
Josh Duhamel (Who?) Reiterates Unheard Of Role In All My Children
Off-putting. Lock all the wrist-slitting needy pockmark women in the dwellings!
The supposed actor (poser if Y'like), Josh Dumbcamel (craves attention to such an extent that he'll do anything to receive it), will be making a bland cameo appearance on the unpleasant daytime rubbish soapie All My Children - for all you saggy unwanted loner housewives to coo about.
Ten years ago the minger known as Josh, jump-started his acting (again - posing if Y'like) on AMC as Leo du Pres, a con artist and will be resurrected from the dead for one last breathe at a norey appearance, thankfully to a place called 'Pine Valley' where collective blokes bonk bliss Babe.
After ten years we still don't know who this turd is, but apparently he slagged butterface Fergie. With AMC at the end of the rope like a wizened scrotum blowing in wind - we at She & Him will sickeningly gack at the forthcoming torment informercials will put the telly through a thousand volts of electric bolts.
AMC wasn't that bad, ey? At least it layed off those shitty informercials. Still, nobody gave a blinking eyelid - not even Usher which explains why he has screaming fans. Imagine She & Him asking Usher, 'how many times have you seen AMC?'
Usher pressumingly answering, 'No. I've never seen All My Children before.'
Double-check, Eh?
The supposed actor (poser if Y'like), Josh Dumbcamel (craves attention to such an extent that he'll do anything to receive it), will be making a bland cameo appearance on the unpleasant daytime rubbish soapie All My Children - for all you saggy unwanted loner housewives to coo about.
Ten years ago the minger known as Josh, jump-started his acting (again - posing if Y'like) on AMC as Leo du Pres, a con artist and will be resurrected from the dead for one last breathe at a norey appearance, thankfully to a place called 'Pine Valley' where collective blokes bonk bliss Babe.
After ten years we still don't know who this turd is, but apparently he slagged butterface Fergie. With AMC at the end of the rope like a wizened scrotum blowing in wind - we at She & Him will sickeningly gack at the forthcoming torment informercials will put the telly through a thousand volts of electric bolts.
AMC wasn't that bad, ey? At least it layed off those shitty informercials. Still, nobody gave a blinking eyelid - not even Usher which explains why he has screaming fans. Imagine She & Him asking Usher, 'how many times have you seen AMC?'
Usher pressumingly answering, 'No. I've never seen All My Children before.'
Double-check, Eh?
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